noobish

RankItemQuantity
#748Blackfly Chardonnay1
#169C.H.U.M. chum9
#1850Corpse Island iced tea1
#228Das Überkühlraum trading card1
#209Inndya trading card1
#227Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card1
#246Knob Goblin Uberpants2
#656Knob Goblin elite helm4
#815Knob Goblin elite pants2
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#514Knob Goblin firecracker27
#668Knob Goblin harem pants3
#549Knob Goblin harem veil5
#672Knob Goblin love potion7
#486Knob Goblin pants15
#555Knob Goblin perfume3
#477Knob Goblin scimitar15
#737Knob Goblin seltzer2
#632Knob Goblin spatula2
#831Knob Goblin steroids2
#642Knob Goblin superseltzer2
#503Knob Goblin tongs15
#706Knob mushroom2
#343Knob pasty1
#232Morbidda trading card1
#233Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#204Roo trading card1
#211Serenity trading card1
#217The Grand Poo-Bah trading card1
#216Thorny Toad trading card1
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#73asbestos meat stack1
#1029balloon monkey1
#690beholed bedsheet1
#802bilge wine1
#42black velvet box37
#1329bottle of gin1
#1584bottle of rum1
#235bottle of sewage schnapps29
#1367bottle of tequila1
#1260bottle of vodka1
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#485bouquet of circular saw blades2
#5907box of sunshine4
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#64chrome meat stack1
#1224cocoa egg1
#27cold powder70
#1822corpse on the beach1
#1424corpsedriver2
#1811corpsetini1
#220decaying goldfish liver32
#1068dense meat stack3
#87dusty animal skull1
#295dusty fifth caudal vertebra1
#209dusty fifth cervical vertebra2
#292dusty fifth thoracic vertebra1
#303dusty first cervical vertebra1
#190dusty first thoracic vertebra2
#307dusty fourth lumbar vertebra1
#319dusty left clavicle1
#201dusty left femur2
#286dusty left fibula1
#291dusty left first front claw1
#110dusty left first rear claw4
#305dusty left humerus1
#142dusty left radius3
#294dusty left scapula1
#300dusty left second rear claw1
#114dusty left second rib4
#191dusty left seventh rib2
#141dusty left sixth rib3
#322dusty left tenth rib1
#144dusty left third rear claw3
#105dusty left third rib4
#305dusty left thumb1
#312dusty left tibia1
#296dusty left ulna1
#180dusty ninth thoracic vertebra2
#146dusty right clavicle3
#310dusty right eighth rib1
#139dusty right eleventh rib3
#206dusty right femur2
#209dusty right fifth rib2
#310dusty right first front claw1
#288dusty right first rib1
#281dusty right fourth front claw1
#152dusty right fourth rib3
#109dusty right second front claw4
#197dusty right second rear claw2
#84dusty right second rib5
#188dusty right sixth rib2
#186dusty right tenth rib2
#293dusty right third front claw1
#85dusty right thumb5
#292dusty right tibia1
#315dusty right twelfth rib1
#146dusty right ulna3
#190dusty second caudal vertebra2
#299dusty seventh caudal vertebra1
#149dusty seventh cervical vertebra3
#187dusty seventh lumbar vertebra2
#82dusty sixth lumbar vertebra5
#188dusty sixth thoracic vertebra2
#287dusty tenth caudal vertebra1
#288dusty third caudal vertebra1
#294dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra1
#67fine wine402
#4736fuzzy dice1
#332gator skin17
#691invisible bag1
#412leprechaun hatchling1
#195makeshift crane1
#399meat stack80
#105misshapen animal skeleton1
#10pestoblade37
#489potted fern1
#1729really dense meat stack1
#2723rubber WWBD? bracelet2
#2225rubber WWJD? bracelet3
#2766rubber WWSPD? bracelet2
#461sabre-toothed lime cub1
#54scintillating powder3
#196sewer nuggets146
#128shimmering rainbow sand4
#477shimmering tendrils1
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#548spooky pirate skeleton1
#280star starfish1
#5713stuffed Cheshire bitten5
#5739stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech5
#5254stuffed angry cow6
#5813stuffed astral badger5
#4582stuffed baby gravy fairy8
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#4161stuffed cocoabo9
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#4962stuffed flaming gravy fairy7
#5826stuffed frozen gravy fairy5
#7024stuffed hand turkey3
#7006stuffed mind flayer3
#714stuffed ninja snowman5
#5816stuffed scary death orb5
#2454stuffed shoulder parrot6
#4602stuffed sleazy gravy fairy8
#8803stuffed snowy owl1
#5328stuffed spooky gravy fairy6
#5739stuffed stinky gravy fairy5
#5320stuffed undead elbow macaroni6
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#2135tiny plastic Spunky Princess3
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#2158tiny plastic XXX pr0n3
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#2791tiny plastic beanbat2
#2795tiny plastic blooper2
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#2768tiny plastic demoninja2
#2801tiny plastic drunk goat2
#2760tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus2
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#2164tiny plastic goth giant3
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#3994tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#2144tiny plastic spiny skelelton3
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#615witch hat1

Wow, that's 1,293 items total!

what items are this player missing?