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RankItemQuantity
#205CSA fire-starting kit69
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#470Hollandaise helmet1
#3899Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#214Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit5
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#1453anniversary gift box3
#698beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar1
🥇blank note1
#67boiling seal blood11
#376bottle of Mystic Shell2
#714cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar1
#208cold seal sweat11
🥉control crystal1
#5crumbling rat skull1,590
#389disassembled clover175
#1944facsimile dictionary1
#190filthy lucre157
#235foetid seal tear11
#88forbidden sausage3
#5339grue egg1
#5196handful of confetti1
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#3382obsidian dagger1
#408old sweatpants182
#852powdered candy sushi set1
🥇seal medal1
#374smoking grass100
#3791spectre scepter1
#1106super-spiky hair gel6
#900sweet mochi ball1
#684sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar1
#243ten-leaf clover101
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
🥇wand of fudge control1
🥇yield shield1

Wow, that's 2,449 items total!

what items are this player missing?