| #212 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 9 |
| #67 | C.H.U.M. chum | 34 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #289 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 5 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #694 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 2 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #376 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 2 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 2 |
| #445 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 3 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #414 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 5 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #574 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 3 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #372 | Zim Merman's guitar | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #48 | baggie of powdered sugar | 889 |
| #252 | banana-frosted king cake | 11 |
| #917 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #802 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #311 | comfy coffin | 4 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #177 | corncob pipe | 9 |
| #358 | cup of infinite pencils | 3 |
| #427 | deadly lampshade | 2 |
| #300 | decaying goldfish liver | 17 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #296 | filth-encrusted futon | 3 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #202 | frayed rope belt | 7 |
| #350 | gator skin | 14 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #16 | jingle bell | 2 |
| #346 | lewd playing card | 7 |
| #190 | lucky bottlecap | 8 |
| #89 | panhandle panhandling hat | 16 |
| #736 | personal massager | 1 |
| #984 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #46 | pocket lint (orange) | 1 |
| #79 | rusty piece of rebar | 7 |
| #259 | sewer nuggets | 85 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #801 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #6998 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #5725 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #6967 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #5334 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #5307 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #6283 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #353 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #2208 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 8 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #1744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2479 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2033 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #364 | tip jar | 2 |
| #24 | wang | 717 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |