DarkTraveler

RankItemQuantity
#581"DRINK ME" potion2
#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#14381-ball1
#9561337 7r0uZ0RZ2
#14573-ball1
#55833398 scroll19
#643334 scroll4
#14744-ball1
#10726-ball2
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#272Angry Farmer candy493
#317Angry Farmer's Wife Candy2
#171Ankh of Badahnkadh2
#139Black No. 283
#244Blackfly Chardonnay16
#249C.H.U.M. knife4
#183C.H.U.M. lantern1
#134CSA all-purpose soap5
#118Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#1562Daffy Taffy7
#118Dogsgotnonoz pills2
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#538Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots9
#380Gnollish flyswatter7
#452Gnollish plunger4
#737Imp Ale130
#324Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet6
#182Knob Goblin elite helm33
#287Knob Goblin elite pants19
#152Knob Goblin elite polearm39
#271Knob Goblin firecracker77
#780Knob Goblin harem pants2
#801Knob Goblin harem veil2
#182Knob Goblin love potion92
#158Knob Goblin melon baller19
#341Knob Goblin pants31
#296Knob Goblin scimitar41
#231Knob Goblin seltzer85
#114Knob Goblin spatula209
#196Knob Goblin steroids67
#342Knob Goblin tongs36
#337Knob Goblin visor17
#796Mad Train wine61
#453Meleegraâ„¢ pills18
#183Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub481
#200Mohawk wig66
#374NG1
#425Orcish baseball cap6
#340Orcish cargo shorts8
#307Orcish frat-paddle9
#246Pine-Fresh air freshener13
#752Tasty Fun Good rice candy45
#354Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste6
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#2348Yummy Tummy bean16
#400acid-squirting flower8
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
#175adder bladder82
#398all-purpose cleaner9
#116alpha-mail pants1
#220amulet of extreme plot significance79
#255ancient spice9
#203ancient stone fist3
#191ancient stone head2
#12anise-flavored venom6
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#246ant agonist12
#283ant rake1
#212antique machete1
#406antique packet of ketchup2
#144armgun29
#316arrrgyle socks8
#729asparagus knife4
#154attorney's badge2
#276awful poetry journal545
#7427badass belt1
#951bag of Cheat-Os1
#305balloon helmet1
#312balloon sword1
#954bar skin3
#457barbed-wire fence9
#573bat guano10
#269batblade11
#429batgut53
#320beach glass bead11
#288beach glass necklace1
#685beer bomb10
#176beer-soaked mop2
#114bellhop bell5
#89bent scrap metal8
#530big red clown nose9
#802bilge wine1
#207bit-o-cactus20
#89black belt1
#86black cowboy hat1
#534black greaves2
#547black helmet2
#390black kettle drum1
#104black pepper47
#523black shield2
#509black snake skin7
#727black sword1
#269blackberry combat boots1
#226blackberry slippers1
#3305blob-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#568bloody clown pants6
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#20boilgun1
#429bone flute1
#352bone rattle4
#105booty chest charrrm bracelet1
#376bottle of Mystic Shell2
#126bottle of black cat tonic8
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#419bottle of pirate juice2
#382bowl of cottage cheese50
#645broken skull14
#268bronzed locust8
#319bubblin' crude14
#727bugbear beanie4
#705bugbear bungguard4
#592bullet-proof corduroys1
#482bum cheek21
#200bunch of square grapes23
#401can of maces2
#421can of spinach5
#1464can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce5
#80cannonball charrrm bracelet1
#321carbonated water lily11
#609cardboard ore1
#684cardboard wakizashi1
#315carob chunk cookies7
#434carob chunk noodles3
#315carob chunks15
#571cast17
#374cat appendix8
#395catgut14
#690centipede eggs1
#286chaos butterfly903
#89charged magnet1
#77charrrm bracelet4
#1344cheap elven gloves1
#466chef's hat15
#303chopsticks14
#301chorizo brownies6
#523chrome sword1
#224chunk of rock salt14
#256clay peace-sign bead16
#252clown shoes12
#816clown skin1
#49clumsiness bark45
#676cog20
#197cold ninja mask19
#651communications windchimes1
#91compression stocking22
#864cool whip1
#81copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet1
#362costume sword1
#10crappy camera6
#333crowbarrr6
#198crown-shaped beanie1
#99dangerous jerkcicle6
#1292dead guy's watch1
#163decaying goldfish liver51
#295decorative fountain23
#81delicious shimmering moth22
#350demon skin26
#167dented harmonica15
#276deodorant10
#851diamond-studded cane2
#349dirty hobo gloves68
#1312disco ball6
#956disco mask13
#643disease9
#702disintegrating quill pen2
#497displaced fish4
#582distilled fortified wine3
#314disturbing fanfic496
#189double-barreled sling3
#451drab sonata7
#352draggin' ball hat18
#572dried face3
#763drum machine1
#1979drywall axe1
#365eXtreme mittens10
#323empty Cloaca-Cola bottle37
#1145ennui-flavored potato chips1
#350enormous belt buckle8
#354evil golden arch25
#453eyepatch12
#432f3d0r412
#354filthy corduroys17
#407filthy knitted dread sack11
#228filthy pestle11
#557fish-liver oil2
#517flaming crutch8
#580flaming talons6
#389flange5
#244flaregun60
#793foolscap fool's cap1
#279frigid ninja stars151
#435frilly skirt7
#376frozen feather23
#369frozen nunchaku7
#224furry fur644
#427furry pants1
#67furry skirt1
#420gator skin9
#982ghuol ears1
#391ghuol egg quiche3
#807ghuol guolash3
#293giant cactus quill2
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#135giant driftwood sculpture1
#178giant needle416
#156glowing red eye128
#430gnatwing8
#256goat beard26
#355goatskin umbrella3
#839gray bow tie6
#719handful of hand chalk16
#373handful of sawdust9
#196heavy D665
#1216helmet turtle10
#238hemp string74
#493hill of beans25
#428hippopotamus skin1
#559hot katana blade12
#478infernal insoles4
#529inkwell3
#459jabañero-flavored chewing gum13
#451ketchup hound8
#499kickback cookbook1
#164knob bugle8
#1124lead necklace2
#287leather chaps10
#533leather mask5
#639leathery bat skin3
#475leathery cat skin10
#513leathery rat skin2
#670leotarrrd1
#436lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum15
#1193loose teeth5
#388lowercase N24
#200magilaser blastercannon16
#553maiden wig2
#334mariachi G-string8
#608mariachi pants18
#180massive sitar1
#232mesh cap12
#242metallic A200
#365mojo filter2
#404moxie weed45
#600mullet wig1
#430ninja hot pants6
#495ninja mop2
#3382obsidian dagger1
#355ocarina of space3
#120office-supply crossbow1
#199original G649
#618oversized pipe1
#170oversized pizza cutter56
#275ovoid leather thing7
#1890oyster basket1
#694pail13
#69palm-frond capris2
#49palm-frond net3
#213palm-frond whip1
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#807party hat1
#950pasta spoon10
#325patchouli incense stick61
#1038patent leather shoes3
#1044penguin thesaurus4
#332phat turquoise bead17
#212phat turquoise bracelet2
#170photoprotoneutron torpedo217
#546pickle-flavored chewing gum11
#503pile of candy12
#467pirate pelvis4
#241plot hole815
#88plump juicy grub73
#1184pool cue1
#848potato sprout2
#190powdered organs15
#295probability potion207
#389procrastination potion113
#340pygmy blowgun3
#296pygmy pygment3
#279pygmy spear1
#80ratarang2
#217rave whistle22
#712ravioli hat20
#577reinforced beaded headband1
#313reodorant25
#224ridiculously huge sword65
#330ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon6
#721ring of half-assed regeneration3
#485rocky raccoon12
#302ruby W49
#849rusty grave robbing shovel1
#401sabre teeth16
#337safarrri hat5
#610sake bomb6
#1099saucepan12
#276scorpion whip3
#936seal-clubbing club13
#541seal-skull helmet13
#266shingle27
#534sk8board1
#577skeleton key6
#761snake5
#462sonar-in-a-biscuit11
#508spider web57
#822spiked femur1
#894spooky shrunken head3
#832sprocket7
#1181stolen accordion9
#299stolen office supplies6
#270stone baseball cap2
#7820stuffed Cheshire bitten2
#8942stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#7773stuffed angry cow2
#7830stuffed astral badger2
#8948stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#7693stuffed cocoabo2
#7023stuffed flaming gravy fairy3
#7820stuffed frozen gravy fairy2
#7024stuffed hand turkey3
#8911stuffed mind flayer1
#6375stuffed scary death orb4
#1780stuffed shoulder parrot10
#7841stuffed sleazy gravy fairy2
#1685stuffed spooky mushroom4
#6285stuffed stinky gravy fairy4
#8890stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#265super-spiky hair gel348
#433swashbuckling pants9
#464tamarind-flavored chewing gum14
#295tambourine bells18
#254thin black candle1,055
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#633tires5
#237titanium assault umbrella48
#1255turtle totem9
#297uncooked chorizo14
#381viking helmet27
#257wad of tofu22
#586wang1
#853water pipe bomb3
#448white collar2
#358white satin pants9
#314white satin shield5
#661white snake skin8
#416white sword8
#409windchimes12
#439wine-soaked bone chips1
#188wolf mask200
#811wooden stakes1
#396wool hat3
#420wussiness potion28
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#1736yeti fur1

Wow, that's 13,024 items total!

what items are this player missing?