| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #156 | Frosty's frosty mug | 11 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #323 | Hodgman's blanket | 4 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #676 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #156 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 9 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #125 | Wolfman Nardz | 13 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #2119 | box of sunshine | 60 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #387 | canteen of wine | 70 |
| #145 | charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #164 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 13 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #525 | dusty Crimbo crate | 21 |
| #214 | elven limbos gingerbread | 59 |
| #196 | elven moonshine | 58 |
| #214 | extra-greasy slider | 11 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #286 | frozen banquet | 8 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #177 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #111 | golden plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #1994 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #492 | knuckle sandwich | 47 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #222 | lewd playing card | 11 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #140 | mulled cider | 13 |
| #436 | mummy costume | 13 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #572 | petrified wood | 13 |
| #322 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #326 | pulsing flesh | 10 |
| #488 | pumpkinhead mask | 13 |
| #499 | rigid carapace | 9 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #604 | spooky bark | 13 |
| #590 | spooky sap | 13 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #7809 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #7815 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #6969 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #6383 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #6360 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #7012 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4589 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #7818 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7018 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6985 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #551 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 25 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #800 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #625 | twitching claw | 8 |
| #903 | unstable DNA | 46 |
| #464 | wolfman mask | 13 |