| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #23 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 4 |
| #968 | banana | 2 |
| #335 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #465 | bottle of antifreeze | 2 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #399 | box | 27 |
| #5005 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| 🥇 | decaying goldfish liver | 4,596 |
| #1686 | delicious salad | 2 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1143 | duct tape | 16 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #838 | hobo nickel | 100 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #210 | spooky hockey mask | 7 |
| #210 | stained mattress | 5 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2308 | unstable DNA | 1 |