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| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
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| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
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| #444 | cup of infinite pencils | 2 |
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| #334 | dense meat stack | 600 |
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| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
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| #710 | helmet turtle | 41 |
| #375 | lucky bottlecap | 3 |
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| #6 | moxie magnet | 50 |
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| #513 | pasta spoon | 42 |
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| #647 | saucepan | 50 |
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| #4519 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
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| #5275 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
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| #5307 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
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| #4925 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
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| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
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| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
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| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
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| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
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| #89 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 8 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
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| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
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| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
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| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
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