| #431 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 4 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #502 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #729 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #559 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #437 | Summer Nights | 3 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #315 | Travels with Jerry | 4 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #1855 | brick | 6 |
| #117 | clockwork bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #120 | clockwork chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #456 | cold ninja mask | 5 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #284 | frigid ninja stars | 148 |
| #706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #495 | ninja mop | 2 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #599 | red pixel potion | 2 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #2797 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #2494 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #330 | stinkin' bindle | 2 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #3538 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #6271 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #7830 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6849 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #7023 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4597 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #7841 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7679 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3058 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 15 |
| #160 | sweet ninja sword | 11 |