| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #440 | Crimbo Credit | 4 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #228 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #77 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 779 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #240 | Elf Guard MPC | 208 |
| #90 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #71 | Kokomo Resort Chip | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #412 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 10 |
| #2324 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #117 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 6 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #68 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #2407 | Valentine | 1 |
| #680 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #1127 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #268 | blue class ring | 12 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #234 | bubblin' crude | 50 |
| #343 | bunny liver | 18 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #573 | crystalline cheer | 3 |
| #458 | donated candy | 4 |
| #268 | donated food | 29 |
| #983 | empty agua de vida bottle | 23 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #4738 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #593 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #124 | green clay bead | 98 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #132 | hard cocoa | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #269 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 2 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #2031 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #1101 | old sweatpants | 34 |
| #393 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #161 | pink clay bead | 127 |
| #100 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #156 | purple clay bead | 30 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #256 | red class ring | 51 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #422 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2384 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #1686 | useless powder | 4 |
| #267 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #291 | white class ring | 30 |
| #117 | white page | 1 |