| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #439 | Crimbo Credit | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #70 | Kokomo Resort Chip | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #408 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 10 |
| #2314 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #117 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 6 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #33 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #264 | blue class ring | 12 |
| #3302 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #334 | bunny liver | 18 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #563 | crystalline cheer | 3 |
| #978 | empty agua de vida bottle | 23 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #124 | green clay bead | 98 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #269 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 2 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #2034 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #1091 | old sweatpants | 34 |
| #157 | pink clay bead | 127 |
| #153 | purple clay bead | 30 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #248 | red class ring | 51 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #410 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2372 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #1688 | useless powder | 4 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #284 | white class ring | 30 |