cosmicfool24

RankItemQuantity
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#1850Corpse Island iced tea1
#3210Crown of the Goblin King3
#454Disco Banjo1
#1415Dolphin King's crown2
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#1555Imp Ale10
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#3899Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#1200M-2421
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#403Meat detector1
#407Mountain Stream soda42
#844Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#782Ram's Face Lager4
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#283ant rake1
#7427badass belt1
#694black greaves1
#695black helmet1
#667black shield1
#727black sword1
#55blundarrrbus9
#1082bottle of gin3
#1108bottle of rum9
#1367bottle of tequila1
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#510boxed wine30
#592bullet-proof corduroys1
#152can of Ghuol-B-Gone™4
#409chocolate spurs1
#1822corpse on the beach1
#1465corpsetini2
#1979drywall axe1
#818dusty bottle of Marsala4
#1062dusty bottle of Merlot1
#833dusty bottle of Pinot Noir4
#949dusty bottle of Port2
#904dusty bottle of Zinfandel2
#1944facsimile dictionary1
#1000filthy corduroys1
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#496foam noodle1
#4736fuzzy dice1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#2128giant pinky ring2
#5338grue egg1
#5199handful of confetti1
#541heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#729hypodermic needle1
#1063ice-cold Sir Schlitz24
#755ice-cold Willer33
#698ice-cold fotie15
#577inflatable duck1
#1016lead necklace3
#382maple leaf1
#188meatcar model3
#610miner's helmet2
#602miner's pants2
#3382obsidian dagger1
#1761pail1
#396palm-frond toupee1
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#807party hat1
#469pat-a-cake pendant2
#2213porquoise1
#302shock collar2
#1120snake1
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#1135sparkler1
#3791spectre scepter1
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#8937stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#177sweet rims1
#259tasty tart6
#110tiny maracas7
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#3988tiny plastic fuzzy dice4
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#6075tiny plastic killer bee2
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#1124tiny shaker of salt1
#158tuning fork1
#474water wings1

Wow, that's 304 items total!

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