| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1646 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #334 | Crimbuck | 2,919 |
| #914 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #520 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 10 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #758 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #336 | Hollandaise helmet | 6 |
| #1514 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 14 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #302 | Wolfman Nardz | 4 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #2085 | badass belt | 25 |
| #434 | bar skin | 21 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #153 | briefcase | 83 |
| #440 | bum cheek | 26 |
| #536 | bunny liver | 7 |
| #743 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #73 | calavera concertina | 3 |
| #1110 | can of Binarrrca | 6 |
| #482 | cannonball charrrm | 7 |
| #262 | canopic jar | 21 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #239 | cream pie | 4 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #173 | dented harmonica | 14 |
| #1152 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #1126 | disco mask | 8 |
| #827 | empty agua de vida bottle | 63 |
| #136 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 5 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #547 | foam dart | 32 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #723 | furry fur | 47 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1887 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #326 | gloomy black mushroom | 10 |
| #392 | goat | 1 |
| #89 | grassy cutlass | 14 |
| #1106 | handful of confetti | 37 |
| #1352 | helmet turtle | 7 |
| #97 | leftover Crimbo rations | 2 |
| #438 | lihc eye | 27 |
| #96 | missing wine | 2 |
| #1709 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #571 | peanut brittle shield | 2 |
| #679 | personalized coffee mug | 33 |
| #924 | pork elf goodies sack | 5 |
| #949 | pumpkinhead mask | 3 |
| #360 | really dense meat stack | 18 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #842 | solid gold bowling ball | 17 |
| #241 | spark plug earring | 4 |
| #150 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #133 | star spatula | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #1769 | stuffed treasure chest | 12 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #878 | useless powder | 63 |