| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #333 | Crimbuck | 2,919 |
| #913 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #520 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 10 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #333 | Hollandaise helmet | 6 |
| #1516 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 14 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #303 | Wolfman Nardz | 4 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #2088 | badass belt | 25 |
| #435 | bar skin | 21 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #152 | briefcase | 83 |
| #440 | bum cheek | 26 |
| #530 | bunny liver | 7 |
| #740 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #73 | calavera concertina | 3 |
| #1109 | can of Binarrrca | 6 |
| #481 | cannonball charrrm | 7 |
| #262 | canopic jar | 21 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #239 | cream pie | 4 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #170 | dented harmonica | 14 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #1121 | disco mask | 8 |
| #826 | empty agua de vida bottle | 63 |
| #134 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 5 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #547 | foam dart | 32 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #723 | furry fur | 47 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1884 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #325 | gloomy black mushroom | 10 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #88 | grassy cutlass | 14 |
| #1098 | handful of confetti | 37 |
| #1347 | helmet turtle | 7 |
| #97 | leftover Crimbo rations | 2 |
| #438 | lihc eye | 27 |
| #95 | missing wine | 2 |
| #1713 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #574 | peanut brittle shield | 2 |
| #681 | personalized coffee mug | 33 |
| #919 | pork elf goodies sack | 5 |
| #949 | pumpkinhead mask | 3 |
| #358 | really dense meat stack | 18 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #839 | solid gold bowling ball | 17 |
| #239 | spark plug earring | 4 |
| #149 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #132 | star spatula | 1 |
| #144 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #1767 | stuffed treasure chest | 12 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #879 | useless powder | 63 |