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| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
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| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
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| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
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| #218 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
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| #762 | blue striped oyster egg | 6 |
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| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
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| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
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| #1025 | corpsetini | 4 |
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| #309 | cursed black pearl onion | 4 |
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| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
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| #872 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 3 |
| #799 | dusty bottle of Port | 5 |
| #682 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 8 |
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| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
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| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
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| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
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| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #1135 | herbal stuffing | 6 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
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| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #674 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #929 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #947 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
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| #1232 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
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| #504 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #318 | off-white striped oyster egg | 10 |
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| #1171 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #753 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
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| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #676 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #524 | red striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #621 | salty slug | 1 |
| #81 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #77 | sinister altar fragment | 5 |
| #570 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 3 |
| #789 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 3 |
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| #250 | star key lime pie | 2 |
| #72 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
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| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
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| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
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