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| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
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| #1554 | Mad Train wine | 3 |
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| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #887 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
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| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
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| #566 | Snow Queen Crown | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1106 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #219 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #610 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
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| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
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| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
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| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #1001 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #761 | blue striped oyster egg | 6 |
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| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
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| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
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| #1280 | candied yams | 6 |
| #80 | cannonball charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
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| #854 | corpsedriver | 5 |
| #1027 | corpsetini | 4 |
| #569 | cream stout | 1 |
| #308 | cursed black pearl onion | 4 |
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| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #922 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 2 |
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| #865 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 3 |
| #873 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 3 |
| #801 | dusty bottle of Port | 5 |
| #684 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 8 |
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| #1378 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
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| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
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| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
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| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #103 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #294 | half-rotten brain | 2 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #1136 | herbal stuffing | 6 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #452 | ice-cold six-pack | 16 |
| #505 | keg shield | 1 |
| #674 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #930 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1119 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #948 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #257 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 12 |
| #1233 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #440 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #505 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #319 | off-white striped oyster egg | 10 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
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| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
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| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #855 | puce plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1173 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #754 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #677 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #524 | red striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #388 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #81 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #77 | sinister altar fragment | 5 |
| #569 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 3 |
| #791 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 3 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #252 | star key lime pie | 2 |
| #72 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1788 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
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| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
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| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
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| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |