| #568 | ASCII shirt | 2 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1165 | CRIMBCO mug | 6 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #3593 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #2139 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #390 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #392 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #378 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #5943 | badass belt | 3 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #91 | brand new key | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1646 | filthy lucre | 5 |
| #177 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #689 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1276 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1147 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #4014 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1240 | killing feather | 37 |
| #384 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #1713 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #1939 | old sweatpants | 3 |
| #1489 | pail | 2 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #732 | personalized coffee mug | 24 |
| #96 | rainbow crossbow | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #119 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #2224 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #4 | tequila grenade | 3,391 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #588 | wreath of laurels | 1 |