| #569 | ASCII shirt | 2 |
| #415 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #63 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1163 | CRIMBCO mug | 6 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #3602 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #2146 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #696 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #391 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #394 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #380 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #617 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #5940 | badass belt | 3 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #92 | brand new key | 1 |
| #970 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1645 | filthy lucre | 5 |
| #177 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1279 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1147 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #5341 | grue egg | 1 |
| #4018 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #1290 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1239 | killing feather | 37 |
| #386 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #1710 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #1951 | old sweatpants | 3 |
| #1491 | pail | 2 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #729 | personalized coffee mug | 24 |
| #96 | rainbow crossbow | 1 |
| #3640 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3662 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3652 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #124 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #2235 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #4 | tequila grenade | 3,391 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #1359 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1368 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1338 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #591 | wreath of laurels | 1 |