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| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #936 | CRIMBCO scrip | 90 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #89 | big bundle of chamoix | 3 |
| #56 | big glob of skin | 4 |
| #768 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #618 | clockwork key | 2 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #203 | corrupted data | 100 |
| #69 | croquet hedgehog | 1 |
| #94 | crystallized memory | 3 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #90 | dolphin whistle | 4 |
| #8 | duct tape buckler | 21 |
| #44 | duct tape dockers | 2 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #978 | empty agua de vida bottle | 23 |
| #28 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #11 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 3 |
| #432 | filthy lucre | 90 |
| #131 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #764 | guy made of bee pollen | 2 |
| #62 | hair of the calf | 4 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #99 | memory of an AT base pair | 1 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #13 | pottery yo-yo | 3 |
| #468 | press-on ribs | 5 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #10 | sinister ancient tablet | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #250 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
| #212 | spangly mariachi vest | 1 |
| #200 | spangly sombrero | 2 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #132 | star spatula | 1 |
| #144 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #6967 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #463 | wumpus hair | 1 |
| #93 | yellow matter custard | 1 |