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| #571 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
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| #290 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1197 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #1603 | Daffy Taffy | 6 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #568 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 4 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #91 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #372 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 3 |
| #2283 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 5 |
| #241 | Oil of Parrrlay | 9 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #2433 | Rock Pops | 3 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #921 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #477 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #436 | Swabbie™ swab | 2 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #307 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 9 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #905 | Valentine | 16 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #1396 | awful poetry journal | 9 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #371 | bilge wine | 33 |
| #424 | booty chest charrrm | 10 |
| #104 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #335 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #214 | bottle of pirate juice | 4 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #134 | brown plastic baby | 5 |
| #275 | bungle in the jungle | 3 |
| #234 | buoybottoms | 3 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #226 | can-can-in-a-can | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1675 | candied yams | 4 |
| #481 | cannonball charrrm | 7 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #530 | comfy coffin | 2 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #457 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 7 |
| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #316 | corncob pipe | 4 |
| #1211 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #1421 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1218 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #194 | cursed black pearl onion | 9 |
| #319 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 3 |
| #280 | cursed bottle of rum | 5 |
| #186 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 9 |
| #260 | cursed sea biscuit | 5 |
| #213 | cursed voodoo skull | 6 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #653 | disintegrating quill pen | 3 |
| #983 | disturbing fanfic | 36 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #328 | fetid feather | 23 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #377 | flaming feather | 24 |
| #337 | flirtatious feather | 18 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #364 | forest tears | 1 |
| #270 | frayed rope belt | 5 |
| #309 | frightful feather | 29 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #318 | frozen feather | 31 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #109 | glimmering roc feather | 2 |
| #391 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #425 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #390 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #2930 | handful of confetti | 8 |
| #2080 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #685 | hot date | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #331 | lucky bottlecap | 4 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #853 | marshmallow | 2 |
| #159 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #364 | panhandle panhandling hat | 3 |
| #385 | party hat | 5 |
| #890 | phonics down | 12 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #148 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #601 | pirate pelvis | 2 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #101 | roll of drink tickets | 1 |
| #417 | rum barrel charrrm | 2 |
| #76 | rum barrel charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #454 | silver tongue charrrm | 7 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #978 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #971 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #131 | spooky hi mein | 5 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1085 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #82 | spooky lo mein | 7 |
| #120 | spooky mushroom | 539 |
| #75 | spooky mushroom wine | 6 |
| #326 | spooky nuggets | 2 |
| #111 | spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #58 | spooky powder | 73 |
| #207 | spooky scarecrow | 1 |
| #229 | spooky shroomkabob | 1 |
| #301 | spooky shrunken head | 27 |
| #72 | spooky staff | 9 |
| #241 | spooky stick | 47 |
| #181 | spooky stir-fry | 1 |
| #108 | spooky wad | 53 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3034 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #6321 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #1456 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 5 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1119 | sunken chest | 2 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #339 | terrible poem | 1 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1066 | toast | 555 |
| #160 | tofurkey nugget | 1 |
| #177 | unfortunate dumplings | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #1752 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |