JamminBen

RankItemQuantity
#3368Baron von Ratsworth's monocle2
#1256Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#24Children's Meal of the Damned1
#1268Cloaca grenade5
#1265Cloaca-Cola5
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#399Cold Hots candy13
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#1210Dyspepsi grenade5
#654Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations4
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#223Ent cider52
#438Mob Penguin protection contract5
#347Mr. Mediocrebar160
#742Now and Earlier1
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#257Rock Pops195
#409Senior Mints12
#61Time Juice8
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#932Valentine15
#363Wint-O-Fresh mint36
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#394Yummy Tummy bean514
#1380black paisley oyster egg3
#1464black plastic oyster egg2
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#1902black striped oyster egg2
#1773blue paisley oyster egg2
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#1672blue polka-dot oyster egg2
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#200candied kobold16
#502candy cane73
#314cheap plastic bottle opener20
#1025daisy1
#1456dill3
#1979drywall axe1
#219dwarf bread22
#607empty blowgun2
#1076felt8
#303fez of etymology1
#1764fire1
#1786fruitcake6
#1568ghost cucumber5
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#3306gingerbread bugbear2
#882green balloon1
#418green beer31
#5338grue egg1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#753lavender plastic oyster egg5
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#1060length of string9
#1135loaded serum blowgun3
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#932mauve plastic oyster egg4
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#690mugcake1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#1823off-white plastic oyster egg2
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#296oyster basket14
#1090pickle-flavored chewing gum2
#397picture of a dead guy's girlfriend2
#501pixellated candy heart26
#251porquoise ring1
#812potted cactus1
#1614prehistoric spear1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#1070puce plastic oyster egg3
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#672red paisley oyster egg5
#1842red plastic oyster egg2
#1458red polka-dot oyster egg2
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#1431[2108]rock1
#78severed rocking horse head6
#1097sleeping snowy owl1
#248small leather glove4
#393spectral pickle31
#730spooky cosmetics bag3
#785stick2
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#1033string of blue beads11
#1119string of green beads10
#795string of red beads15
#1931stringy sinew1
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#777stuffed zmobie1
#203tasket2
#175tisket2
#1404tooth1
#2527toothsome rock1
#993towel6
#1190toy soldier1
#1821toy wheel1
#406urinal cake4
#1319vinegar7
#1538wheel1
#903white balloon1
#663worthless gewgaw3
#599worthless knick-knack6
#651worthless trinket2
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#2204yo1
#2364yo-yo1
#1201zombie pineal gland3

Wow, that's 1,487 items total!

what items are this player missing?