| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #647 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #756 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #2737 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #998 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #989 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #197 | banana-frosted king cake | 13 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #3163 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1466 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #493 | delicious salad | 100 |
| #263 | depantsing bomb | 15 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1579 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #2420 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #2380 | golden ring | 16 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #481 | oozenog | 7 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #6106 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |