| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #648 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #757 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #197 | banana-frosted king cake | 13 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #3162 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1468 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #492 | delicious salad | 100 |
| #265 | depantsing bomb | 15 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #2417 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #2378 | golden ring | 16 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #481 | oozenog | 7 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |