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| #572 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #562 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #502 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #306 | Corpse Island iced tea | 17 |
| #1386 | Crimbuck | 261 |
| #430 | Frosty's frosty mug | 3 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #26 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 2 |
| #50 | Order of the Green Thumb Order Form | 1 |
| #26 | Pantsgiving | 1 |
| #307 | Schrödinger's thermos | 76 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #419 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #104 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #498 | banana-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #383 | concentrated garbage juice | 2 |
| #437 | corncob pipe | 2 |
| #307 | corpse on the beach | 16 |
| #597 | corpsedriver | 8 |
| #636 | corpsetini | 8 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #402 | frigid air mattress | 2 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #1186 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
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| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #387 | spooky bindle | 2 |
| #362 | stained mattress | 3 |
| #330 | stinkin' bindle | 2 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
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