| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #67 | Dyspepsi grenade | 173 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 6 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #735 | Mad Train wine | 78 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #5 | Miniborg beeper | 82 |
| #20 | Miniborg hiveminder | 18 |
| #11 | Miniborg laser | 37 |
| #17 | Miniborg stomper | 28 |
| #15 | Miniborg strangler | 29 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #465 | beer bong | 2 |
| #671 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #72 | big boom | 31 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #567 | blackberry | 7 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #570 | booty chest charrrm | 4 |
| #498 | borg sock monkey | 3 |
| #640 | buckyball | 7 |
| #453 | bum cheek | 24 |
| #482 | cannonball charrrm | 7 |
| #419 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 9 |
| #308 | cursed black pearl onion | 4 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #273 | cursed cannonball | 3 |
| #313 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 3 |
| #302 | cursed piece of thirteen | 2 |
| #460 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #431 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #476 | cyborg doll | 3 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #509 | dirty hobo gloves | 27 |
| #409 | distressed denim pants | 4 |
| #478 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 20 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #733 | gyroscope | 3 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1217 | iGoogly | 5 |
| #1588 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #2227 | killing feather | 10 |
| #2362 | laser-broiled pear | 10 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1173 | monomolecular yo-yo | 13 |
| #514 | nanite-infested candy cane | 26 |
| #1414 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #610 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #655 | polyalloy shield | 6 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1060 | robotronic egg | 25 |
| #2128 | rogue swarmer | 24 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #2143 | sawblade fragment | 20 |
| #398 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #515 | silver tongue charrrm | 5 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #72 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2080 | unstable laser battery | 24 |
| #60 | vampire collar | 39 |
| #1777 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #2081 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #82 | wooden stakes | 40 |