| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #226 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 3 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #755 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 5 |
| #214 | alien drugs | 7 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| 🥈 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 4 |
| #37 | bread man | 7 |
| #112 | can of V-11 | 4 |
| #456 | cookie cookie | 2 |
| #225 | eggwater | 2 |
| #13 | filthy poultice | 1,200 |
| #60 | flour cookie | 6 |
| #32 | gauze garter | 1,127 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #261 | government cheese | 1 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #453 | java cookie | 2 |
| #188 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #131 | perl necklace | 4 |
| #544 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #1883 | phish stick | 2 |
| #79 | plain candy cane | 5 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #139 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #449 | ruby on canes | 1 |
| #110 | space beast fur | 8 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #89 | space junk | 50 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #26 | twitching space egg | 1 |