| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #79 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 6 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #886 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| 🥈 | Elmley shades | 306 |
| #655 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #410 | Iron Beta of Industry | 19 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #673 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 11 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #443 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 3 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 2 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #708 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 2 |
| #688 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 2 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1149 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #650 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #819 | battered Crimbo Crate | 9 |
| #681 | bejeweled cufflinks | 4 |
| #160 | blue plastic baby | 2 |
| #89 | brown plastic baby | 9 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #256 | canteen of wine | 98 |
| #663 | cheap elven gloves | 6 |
| #52 | dense meat stack | 214,000 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #949 | dusty Crimbo crate | 7 |
| #401 | elven limbos gingerbread | 33 |
| #602 | elven moonshine | 16 |
| #971 | elven socks | 3 |
| #631 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 11 |
| #479 | festive holiday hat | 9 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #568 | giant designer sunglasses | 6 |
| #51 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 3 |
| #285 | gray bow tie | 24 |
| #363 | knuckle sandwich | 67 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #86 | pair of ragged claws | 4 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #227 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #137 | patent leather shoes | 41 |
| #130 | penguin thesaurus | 46 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #538 | pulsing flesh | 7 |
| #56 | red plastic baby | 10 |
| #344 | rigid carapace | 11 |
| #704 | sandwich of the gods | 11 |
| #1093 | solid gold bowling ball | 11 |
| #1336 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 28 |
| #3306 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 13 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3997 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 10 |
| #1628 | stuffed Meat | 20 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #6270 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #6395 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #5284 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3915 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4961 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #8969 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2497 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #3417 | stuffed hand turkey | 13 |
| #1349 | stuffed key | 26 |
| #4946 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #1610 | stuffed mink | 20 |
| #1688 | stuffed monocle | 19 |
| #7030 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #5354 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3886 | stuffed snowy owl | 10 |
| #5327 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #940 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 9 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #4008 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #1323 | stuffed teddy butler | 30 |
| #1762 | stuffed tin of caviar | 17 |
| #1374 | stuffed treasure chest | 24 |
| #3386 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #1104 | twitching claw | 4 |
| #848 | unstable DNA | 50 |