| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #411 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #79 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 6 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #884 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| 🥈 | Elmley shades | 306 |
| #652 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #407 | Iron Beta of Industry | 19 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1268 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #665 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 11 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #442 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 3 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 2 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #707 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 2 |
| #687 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 2 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #196 | The Art of Slapfighting | 5 |
| #509 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1146 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #817 | battered Crimbo Crate | 9 |
| #680 | bejeweled cufflinks | 4 |
| #159 | blue plastic baby | 2 |
| #88 | brown plastic baby | 9 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #256 | canteen of wine | 98 |
| #663 | cheap elven gloves | 6 |
| #80 | dense meat stack | 67,000 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #950 | dusty Crimbo crate | 7 |
| #402 | elven limbos gingerbread | 33 |
| #603 | elven moonshine | 16 |
| #970 | elven socks | 3 |
| #627 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 11 |
| #480 | festive holiday hat | 9 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #567 | giant designer sunglasses | 6 |
| #52 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 3 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #286 | gray bow tie | 24 |
| #363 | knuckle sandwich | 67 |
| #246 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #87 | pair of ragged claws | 4 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #138 | patent leather shoes | 41 |
| #130 | penguin thesaurus | 46 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #539 | pulsing flesh | 7 |
| #55 | red plastic baby | 10 |
| #344 | rigid carapace | 11 |
| #697 | sandwich of the gods | 11 |
| #1092 | solid gold bowling ball | 11 |
| #1331 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 28 |
| #3292 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 13 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3983 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 10 |
| #1624 | stuffed Meat | 20 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #6262 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #6384 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #5276 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3907 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4955 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2497 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #3411 | stuffed hand turkey | 13 |
| #1344 | stuffed key | 26 |
| #4939 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #1610 | stuffed mink | 20 |
| #1681 | stuffed monocle | 19 |
| #7018 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #5345 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3881 | stuffed snowy owl | 10 |
| #5316 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #939 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 9 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #3997 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #1323 | stuffed teddy butler | 30 |
| #1761 | stuffed tin of caviar | 17 |
| #1373 | stuffed treasure chest | 24 |
| #3378 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #169 | throbbing rage gland | 2 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #1105 | twitching claw | 4 |
| #849 | unstable DNA | 50 |