| #160 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 12 |
| #196 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 2 |
| #1274 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 9 |
| #509 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 4 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1170 | Bonerdagon necklace | 7 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1735 | Crown of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #1423 | Daffy Taffy | 10 |
| #249 | Disco Banjo | 2 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #80 | Serenity trading card | 2 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #15 | Staff of the Greasefire | 5 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #158 | Summer Nights | 6 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2751 | badass belt | 17 |
| #286 | bazookafish bubble gum | 4 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #306 | dusty Crimbo crate | 35 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #196 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #2420 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #2081 | golden ring | 35 |
| #589 | hot date | 2 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #495 | irradiated candy cane | 8 |
| #127 | lewd playing card | 19 |
| #107 | lucky bottlecap | 14 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1832 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1839 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1071 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #115 | sleaze nuggets | 20 |
| #178 | sleaze powder | 5 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #192 | sleazy bindle | 4 |
| #232 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #134 | sterno-flavored Hob-O | 3 |
| #180 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #2771 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #2717 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 17 |
| #2622 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 18 |
| #2759 | stuffed Meat | 3 |
| #3023 | stuffed angry cow | 15 |
| #3333 | stuffed astral badger | 13 |
| #2504 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 20 |
| #2959 | stuffed cocoabo | 15 |
| #1102 | stuffed doppelshifter | 9 |
| #4050 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2799 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 17 |
| #3068 | stuffed hand turkey | 15 |
| #4939 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #2734 | stuffed mink | 3 |
| #2782 | stuffed monocle | 3 |
| #3801 | stuffed scary death orb | 11 |
| #3378 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3880 | stuffed snowy owl | 10 |
| #3591 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #3746 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1401 | stuffing | 5 |
| #708 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 18 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #958 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |