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| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #2522 | Rock Pops | 2 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1166 | Time Juice | 4 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #666 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 9 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1241 | brick | 19 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #129 | cream pie | 11 |
| #1355 | defective skull | 2 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #653 | disintegrating quill pen | 3 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #291 | dusty left first front claw | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right first front claw | 1 |
| #313 | dusty right second rear claw | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right sixth rib | 1 |
| #630 | fancy bath salts | 7 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #905 | flaregun | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #818 | ghuol ears | 3 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #845 | green candy heart | 4 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1035 | handful of hand chalk | 5 |
| #897 | herbs | 2 |
| #739 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #669 | inkwell | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1661 | jazz soap | 2 |
| #1630 | joybuzzer | 3 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #1095 | loose teeth | 8 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #671 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #375 | necklace chain | 5 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #779 | patchouli incense stick | 3 |
| #723 | phat turquoise bead | 2 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #447 | pile of dusty animal bones | 8 |
| #1725 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #1103 | pretty flower | 14 |
| #383 | red pixel potion | 8 |
| #680 | red snowcone | 3 |
| #566 | reodorant | 5 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #231 | roll of toilet paper | 463 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #319 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1178 | scroll of drastic healing | 3 |
| #625 | shingle | 3 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #921 | smart skull | 2 |
| #798 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1063 | spices | 1 |
| #787 | spider web | 12 |
| #626 | spiked femur | 2 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1064 | spring | 1 |
| #545 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #6271 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7877 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #7023 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7025 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7024 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #2712 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
| #7841 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #7796 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7823 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #824 | sunken chest | 7 |
| #719 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #686 | swashbuckling pants | 3 |
| #729 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #1561 | tiny house | 4 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #680 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #249 | tube of hair oil | 1 |
| #651 | twinkly wad | 49 |
| #585 | wad of dough | 40 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1751 | wind-up chattering teeth | 3 |
| #815 | windchimes | 1 |
| #102 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #24 | yellow glowstick | 26 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |