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| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #488 | around the world | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #67 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #381 | big boom | 1 |
| #463 | big rock | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #179 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #588 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #110 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #20 | clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box | 1 |
| #27 | clockwork chef-head-in-the-box | 1 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #248 | cog and sprocket assembly | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #679 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
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| #305 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #1061 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #290 | dusty eighth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #311 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
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| #314 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #300 | dusty fifth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty fifth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #290 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 1 |
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| #321 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 1 |
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| #302 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #305 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #298 | dusty fourth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
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| #304 | dusty left femur | 1 |
| #285 | dusty left fibula | 1 |
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| #289 | dusty left first front claw | 1 |
| #322 | dusty left first rear claw | 1 |
| #300 | dusty left first rib | 1 |
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| #297 | dusty left radius | 1 |
| #292 | dusty left scapula | 1 |
| #301 | dusty left second front claw | 1 |
| #297 | dusty left second rear claw | 1 |
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| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
| #277 | dusty left sixth rib | 1 |
| #320 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
| #285 | dusty left third front claw | 1 |
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| #305 | dusty left thumb | 1 |
| #311 | dusty left tibia | 1 |
| #308 | dusty left twelfth rib | 1 |
| #295 | dusty left ulna | 1 |
| #285 | dusty ninth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #279 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #298 | dusty right clavicle | 1 |
| #309 | dusty right eighth rib | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right eleventh rib | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right femur | 1 |
| #308 | dusty right fibula | 1 |
| #304 | dusty right fifth rib | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right first front claw | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right first rear claw | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right first rib | 1 |
| #281 | dusty right fourth front claw | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #286 | dusty right fourth rib | 1 |
| #320 | dusty right humerus | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right kneecap | 1 |
| #307 | dusty right ninth rib | 1 |
| #286 | dusty right radius | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right scapula | 1 |
| #291 | dusty right second front claw | 1 |
| #311 | dusty right second rear claw | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right second rib | 1 |
| #295 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right sixth rib | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right tenth rib | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right third front claw | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right third rear claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right thumb | 1 |
| #290 | dusty right tibia | 1 |
| #313 | dusty right twelfth rib | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #310 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 1 |
| #291 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #302 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #294 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #298 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #308 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #270 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #289 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #297 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #312 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #286 | dusty tenth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty tenth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty third caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #293 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #2224 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #764 | facsimile dictionary | 11 |
| #117 | filthy lucre | 200 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #18 | fragment of Jarlsberg's soul | 1 |
| #149 | full meat tank | 1 |
| #985 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #6 | gilded BRICKO chalice | 1 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #4 | goblin bone hilt | 1 |
| 🥈 | goblin collarbone | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #795 | ice-cold six-pack | 4 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #1010 | lihc eye | 1 |
| 🥇 | loose blade | 1 |
| #498 | meat engine | 1 |
| #688 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #15 | note from Clancy | 5 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #409 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
| #736 | personal massager | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #187 | really really sticky spider web | 1 |
| #134 | really sticky spider web | 1 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #91 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| 🥈 | sharp tin strip | 1 |
| #14 | shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo | 1 |
| #969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| 🥈 | sticky sword blade | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #393 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #27 | vinyl boots | 1 |
| #8 | wad of spider silk | 1 |
| #190 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |