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| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #192 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #2360 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #766 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #633 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #888 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #898 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #486 | around the world | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #67 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #382 | big boom | 1 |
| #475 | big rock | 1 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #182 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #1053 | box | 1 |
| #7456 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #746 | briefcase | 1 |
| #299 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #587 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #110 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #20 | clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box | 1 |
| #27 | clockwork chef-head-in-the-box | 1 |
| #597 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #248 | cog and sprocket assembly | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #677 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #255 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
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| #307 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #291 | dusty eighth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #313 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
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| #295 | dusty fifth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #316 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #301 | dusty fifth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty fifth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #303 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #284 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #323 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 1 |
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| #303 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #307 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty fourth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
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| #307 | dusty left femur | 1 |
| #286 | dusty left fibula | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left fifth rib | 1 |
| #291 | dusty left first front claw | 1 |
| #323 | dusty left first rear claw | 1 |
| #303 | dusty left first rib | 1 |
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| #310 | dusty left ninth rib | 1 |
| #297 | dusty left radius | 1 |
| #294 | dusty left scapula | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left second front claw | 1 |
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| #296 | dusty left second rib | 1 |
| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
| #278 | dusty left sixth rib | 1 |
| #322 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
| #286 | dusty left third front claw | 1 |
| #303 | dusty left third rear claw | 1 |
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| #305 | dusty left thumb | 1 |
| #312 | dusty left tibia | 1 |
| #308 | dusty left twelfth rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left ulna | 1 |
| #286 | dusty ninth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #284 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right clavicle | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right eighth rib | 1 |
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| #301 | dusty right femur | 1 |
| #309 | dusty right fibula | 1 |
| #304 | dusty right fifth rib | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right first front claw | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right first rear claw | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right first rib | 1 |
| #281 | dusty right fourth front claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right fourth rib | 1 |
| #320 | dusty right humerus | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right kneecap | 1 |
| #308 | dusty right ninth rib | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right radius | 1 |
| #289 | dusty right scapula | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right second front claw | 1 |
| #313 | dusty right second rear claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right second rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right sixth rib | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right tenth rib | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right third front claw | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right third rear claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #308 | dusty right thumb | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right tibia | 1 |
| #315 | dusty right twelfth rib | 1 |
| #302 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #310 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 1 |
| #292 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #305 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #296 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #309 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #270 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #290 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #314 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #294 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty tenth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #301 | dusty tenth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #294 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #2229 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #764 | facsimile dictionary | 11 |
| #117 | filthy lucre | 200 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #18 | fragment of Jarlsberg's soul | 1 |
| #149 | full meat tank | 1 |
| #982 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #6 | gilded BRICKO chalice | 1 |
| #1109 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #4 | goblin bone hilt | 1 |
| 🥈 | goblin collarbone | 1 |
| #501 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #402 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #797 | ice-cold six-pack | 4 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #1007 | lihc eye | 1 |
| 🥈 | loose blade | 1 |
| #498 | meat engine | 1 |
| #693 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #16 | note from Clancy | 5 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #410 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
| #737 | personal massager | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #228 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #188 | really really sticky spider web | 1 |
| #136 | really sticky spider web | 1 |
| #1556 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2275 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #92 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| 🥉 | sharp tin strip | 1 |
| #15 | shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| 🥈 | sticky sword blade | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #957 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #601 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #953 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3990 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3063 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3067 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3928 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4023 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8212 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8251 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8129 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8095 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8152 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8187 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8059 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8128 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8069 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8112 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3996 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8225 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8137 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #394 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #27 | vinyl boots | 1 |
| #8 | wad of spider silk | 1 |
| #191 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| #896 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1042 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |