| #60 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 14 |
| #15 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 5 |
| #270 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 4 |
| #121 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 6 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #43 | C.H.U.M. chum | 50 |
| #27 | C.H.U.M. knife | 22 |
| #82 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 2 |
| #53 | Chester's bag of candy | 2 |
| #57 | Chester's moustache | 2 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #24 | Chorale of Companionship | 3 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| 🥈 | Drunkula's ring of haze | 3 |
| #18 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 4 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #14 | Frosty's arm | 3 |
| #6 | Frosty's nailbat | 12 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | HOA zombie eyes | 2 |
| #24 | Hodgman's almanac | 2 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #39 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 2 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #133 | Let Me Be! | 9 |
| #159 | Maxing, Relaxing | 6 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #4 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 18 |
| #26 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 2 |
| #16 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 3 |
| #1229 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #9 | Prelude of Precision | 8 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #67 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 11 |
| #325 | Summer Nights | 4 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #41 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 2 |
| #100 | Travels with Jerry | 8 |
| #32 | Wand of Oscus | 3 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #656 | baggie of powdered sugar | 17 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #44 | big slimy cyst | 15 |
| #68 | bone chips | 420 |
| #23 | bottle of Ooze-O | 92 |
| #21 | bowl of fishysoisse | 23 |
| #2642 | box of sunshine | 38 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #86 | comfy coffin | 10 |
| #24 | concentrated garbage juice | 20 |
| #83 | deadly lampshade | 10 |
| #264 | divine champagne popper | 15 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1116 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #315 | epic wad | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #63 | flamin' bindle | 8 |
| #106 | frigid air mattress | 6 |
| #43 | gatorskin umbrella | 12 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #496 | green candy heart | 23 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #499 | lavender candy heart | 26 |
| #84 | lewd playing card | 25 |
| #97 | oil of oiliness | 15 |
| #214 | prismatic wad | 11 |
| #1177 | sandwich of the gods | 5 |
| #62 | sewer wad | 61 |
| #5 | skull capacitor | 15 |
| #79 | sleazy bindle | 7 |
| #71 | spooky bindle | 10 |
| #76 | stained mattress | 10 |
| #98 | stinkin' bindle | 6 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #207 | tattered scrap of paper | 30 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #69 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 14 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #142 | unfortunate dumplings | 2 |
| #73 | voodoo snuff | 19 |
| #70 | wad of slimy rags | 18 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #20 | wriggling severed nose | 8 |
| #1377 | yellow candy heart | 1 |