| #196 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #153 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 6 |
| #753 | Microplushie: Bropane | 5 |
| #621 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 3 |
| #677 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 3 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #669 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 6 |
| #747 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 6 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #814 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 2 |
| #663 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 10 |
| #672 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 5 |
| #633 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 8 |
| #227 | Mr. Haggis | 2 |
| #133 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 13 |
| #208 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 7 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #107 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 11 |
| #290 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 5 |
| #461 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 3 |
| #348 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 6 |
| #193 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 4 |
| #199 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 7 |
| #293 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 7 |
| #90 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 7 |
| #199 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 10 |
| #349 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 6 |
| #263 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 8 |
| #389 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 5 |
| #412 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 30 |
| #269 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 56 |
| #302 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 48 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #192 | actual reality goggles | 3 |
| #189 | airblaster gun | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #464 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #302 | candied bolts | 5 |
| #424 | candied nuts | 4 |
| #226 | confusing LED clock | 3 |
| #636 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #180 | haggis-infused soap | 3 |
| #184 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #63 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 1 |
| #173 | magicberry tablets | 2 |
| #298 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #248 | petit 4.1 | 4 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #436 | powdered candy sushi set | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #364 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 114 |
| #4195 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #3359 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 13 |
| #465 | stuffed Meat | 100 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #2763 | stuffed angry cow | 17 |
| #2877 | stuffed astral badger | 16 |
| #3785 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3462 | stuffed cocoabo | 12 |
| #174 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 49 |
| #4050 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3598 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
| #2672 | stuffed hand turkey | 18 |
| #1443 | stuffed key | 22 |
| #195 | stuffed martini | 50 |
| #4939 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #417 | stuffed mink | 108 |
| #344 | stuffed monocle | 124 |
| #2593 | stuffed scary death orb | 19 |
| #1312 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 15 |
| #3378 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3451 | stuffed snowy owl | 12 |
| #3805 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2901 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #407 | stuffed teddy butler | 112 |
| #414 | stuffed tin of caviar | 108 |
| #1626 | stuffed treasure chest | 16 |
| #4007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #502 | sweet mochi ball | 8 |
| #134 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #295 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 15 |
| #371 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 7 |
| #704 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 3 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #271 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 4 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #654 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 6 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #261 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 16 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #608 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 7 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #648 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 6 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #685 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 3 |
| #353 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 3 |
| #543 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 8 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #853 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #525 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 8 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #360 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 12 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #737 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 5 |
| #477 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 9 |
| #363 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 12 |
| #674 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 6 |
| #663 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 6 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #448 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 10 |
| #433 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 10 |
| #391 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 11 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #462 | tiny plastic fire servant | 5 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #436 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 10 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #855 | tiny plastic moneybee | 4 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #490 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 9 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #354 | tiny plastic peacannon | 7 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #853 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #350 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 7 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |