| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #1230 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #168 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #163 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #170 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #186 | banana | 38 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #5 | battered hubcap | 216 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #403 | bowl of fishysoisse | 2 |
| #1946 | box of sunshine | 71 |
| #212 | brown plastic baby | 3 |
| #610 | bunch of bananas | 4 |
| #162 | chrome crossbow string | 1 |
| #163 | chrome stick | 1 |
| #774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 11 |
| #717 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #889 | doll house | 4 |
| #472 | dollhive | 17 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #546 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 2 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #117 | linoleum stick | 1 |
| #125 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #372 | lovecat tail | 2 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #1491 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #182 | pink plastic baby | 3 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #931 | teddy borg | 7 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #2163 | unstable laser battery | 22 |
| #536 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 18 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #2323 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |