| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #338 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 18 |
| 🥇 | BRICKO eye brick | 422,612 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #82 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #91 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #2077 | Crimbuck | 31 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #698 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #77 | Frosty's old silk hat | 2 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #38 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #627 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #172 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #171 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #175 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #296 | bowl of fishysoisse | 3 |
| 🥈 | broken skull | 101,136 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #162 | chrome crossbow string | 1 |
| #165 | chrome stick | 1 |
| #168 | chrome sword hilt | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #383 | concentrated garbage juice | 2 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #746 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #459 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #8 | giant pearl | 91 |
| #120 | hideous egg | 21 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #4 | hobo nickel | 83,333 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #699 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #938 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #133 | linoleum crossbow string | 1 |
| #119 | linoleum stick | 1 |
| #126 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #201 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #583 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |