| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1163 | CRIMBCO mug | 6 |
| #1268 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #507 | Green Clover of Justice | 4 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #176 | Swizzler | 47 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #3566 | badass belt | 11 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #207 | cheap elven gloves | 20 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1124 | dusty Crimbo crate | 4 |
| #417 | elven socks | 11 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #431 | festive holiday hat | 10 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| #307 | gray bow tie | 22 |
| #1914 | handful of confetti | 18 |
| #2507 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #421 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #720 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #191 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #1027 | obsidian dagger | 16 |
| #1597 | old sweatpants | 9 |
| #794 | paperclip | 15 |
| #308 | patent leather shoes | 22 |
| #336 | penguin thesaurus | 21 |
| #614 | petit 4.1 | 2 |
| #1079 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #114 | rigid carapace | 26 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1522 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1122 | shiny ring | 18 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #1978 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #3687 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 11 |
| #5266 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #4525 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #3986 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #2957 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #3472 | stuffed cocoabo | 12 |
| #4625 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4306 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4591 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #4578 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4602 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3106 | stuffed snowy owl | 14 |
| #4954 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4253 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4297 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #131 | twitching claw | 25 |
| #212 | unstable DNA | 239 |
| #99 | unused walkie-talkie | 9 |
| #29 | warbear chemistry lab | 5 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #168 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |