| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #388 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 3 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1743 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #44 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 2 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #1330 | Imp Ale | 21 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #729 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #389 | Mad Train wine | 252 |
| 🥈 | Maxing, Relaxing | 343 |
| #627 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1335 | Yummy Tummy bean | 102 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #346 | bottle of alcohol | 7 |
| #386 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #255 | bum cheek | 82 |
| #554 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #297 | dirty hobo gloves | 85 |
| #589 | extra-greasy slider | 2 |
| #166 | filth-encrusted futon | 5 |
| #285 | frigid air mattress | 3 |
| #373 | frozen banquet | 5 |
| #11 | grass whistle | 16 |
| #1498 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 5 |
| #1431 | ice-cold Willer | 3 |
| #1049 | ice-cold fotie | 4 |
| #697 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #935 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #252 | moxie weed | 93 |
| #115 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #362 | stained mattress | 3 |
| #4506 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #3998 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 10 |
| #4835 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #3986 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #4895 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4161 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #4625 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3606 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3241 | stuffed hand turkey | 14 |
| #5305 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #3418 | stuffed scary death orb | 13 |
| #1661 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 11 |
| #4936 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3642 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
| #3601 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4253 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4297 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #353 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 3 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2816 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |