| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #386 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 3 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #44 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 2 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #1328 | Imp Ale | 21 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #387 | Mad Train wine | 252 |
| 🥈 | Maxing, Relaxing | 343 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1337 | Yummy Tummy bean | 102 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #345 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #345 | bottle of alcohol | 7 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #254 | bum cheek | 82 |
| #553 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #297 | dirty hobo gloves | 85 |
| #587 | extra-greasy slider | 2 |
| #166 | filth-encrusted futon | 5 |
| #285 | frigid air mattress | 3 |
| #375 | frozen banquet | 5 |
| #11 | grass whistle | 16 |
| #1499 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 5 |
| #1434 | ice-cold Willer | 3 |
| #1047 | ice-cold fotie | 4 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #251 | moxie weed | 93 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #361 | stained mattress | 3 |
| #4495 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #3983 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 10 |
| #4827 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #3978 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #4887 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4150 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #4618 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3598 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3234 | stuffed hand turkey | 14 |
| #5295 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #3409 | stuffed scary death orb | 13 |
| #1660 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 11 |
| #4925 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3636 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
| #3591 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4242 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4290 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #353 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 3 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |