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| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
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| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
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| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #66 | Knob stir-fry | 8 |
| #3361 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
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| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
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| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #312 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #758 | baseball | 2 |
| #227 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
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| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
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| #577 | black pepper | 1 |
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| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
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| #1053 | box | 1 |
| #541 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
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| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #850 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #52 | fishy fish casserole | 10 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #51 | gnatloaf casserole | 8 |
| #560 | goat cheese pizza | 7 |
| #573 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
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| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #602 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #2507 | heart necklace | 2 |
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| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #669 | inkwell | 1 |
| #1194 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #109 | jumping bean burrito | 5 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #67 | lemon meringue pie | 33 |
| #1210 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #52 | long pork casserole | 9 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #709 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
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| #227 | mushroom pizza | 5 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #81 | peach pie | 10 |
| #68 | pear tart | 10 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #492 | powdered organs | 1 |
| #485 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #443 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #121 | rat appendix stir-fry | 2 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #383 | red pixel potion | 8 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #271 | sausage pizza | 4 |
| #811 | skeleton key | 2 |
| #458 | small box | 4 |
| #798 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3300 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
| #86 | spooky stir-fry | 9 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #577 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #101 | strawberry pie | 15 |
| #5739 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
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| #7830 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7877 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
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| #5808 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
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| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6927 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7823 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #411 | tofu casserole | 2 |
| #618 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #512 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #554 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |