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| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #774 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #157 | Crimbo pie | 20 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1208 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #66 | Knob stir-fry | 8 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #820 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #5943 | badass belt | 3 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #310 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #757 | baseball | 2 |
| #225 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #669 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #744 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #578 | black pepper | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #725 | black sword | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #1058 | box | 1 |
| #543 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #591 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1707 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
| #583 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #848 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #52 | fishy fish casserole | 10 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #789 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #1092 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #51 | gnatloaf casserole | 8 |
| #560 | goat cheese pizza | 7 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #654 | hair spray | 1 |
| #4480 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #604 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #539 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #548 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #669 | inkwell | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #108 | jumping bean burrito | 5 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #67 | lemon meringue pie | 33 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #52 | long pork casserole | 9 |
| #1978 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #1088 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #789 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #783 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #227 | mushroom pizza | 5 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #617 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #80 | peach pie | 10 |
| #68 | pear tart | 10 |
| #1145 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #491 | powdered organs | 1 |
| #486 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #444 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #122 | rat appendix stir-fry | 2 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #380 | red pixel potion | 8 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #635 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #272 | sausage pizza | 4 |
| #811 | skeleton key | 2 |
| #459 | small box | 4 |
| #797 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3297 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #1160 | spider web | 1 |
| #86 | spooky stir-fry | 9 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #576 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #100 | strawberry pie | 15 |
| #5727 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #6969 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #7819 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7869 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #5801 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7829 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7814 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #965 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #1622 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #410 | tofu casserole | 2 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #1048 | wussiness potion | 1 |