| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #686 | 30669 scroll | 5 |
| #711 | 33398 scroll | 10 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #190 | 64067 scroll | 2 |
| #320 | 668 scroll | 2 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #696 | Goodfella contract | 11 |
| #1038 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 2 |
| #788 | acoustic guitarrr | 2 |
| #279 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 19 |
| #219 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #524 | ancient protein powder | 3 |
| #455 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 4 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #255 | ant pick | 1 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #679 | arrrgyle socks | 2 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #16 | bartender skull | 10 |
| #903 | bat wing | 2 |
| #606 | batblade | 2 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #836 | beer bomb | 4 |
| #892 | blackberry | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #455 | bottle opener belt buckle | 2 |
| #2707 | brick | 1 |
| #746 | briefcase | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #937 | bum cheek | 2 |
| #504 | canopic jar | 3 |
| #413 | carbonated water lily | 6 |
| #1030 | cast | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #816 | clown skin | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #424 | cocktail napkin | 5 |
| #158 | cocoa egg | 99 |
| #878 | coconut shell | 9 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #680 | drab sonata | 2 |
| #507 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #557 | fish-liver oil | 2 |
| #2538 | golden ring | 5 |
| #549 | grog | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #632 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #1194 | heavy D | 1 |
| #2461 | killing feather | 3 |
| #2828 | laser-broiled pear | 4 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #1756 | oversized fish scaler | 2 |
| #726 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #1721 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #820 | razor-sharp can lid | 3 |
| #1260 | robotronic egg | 16 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #921 | smart skull | 2 |
| #469 | stick of dynamite | 2 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #1068 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #446 | tarrrnish charrrm | 3 |
| #1374 | teddy borg | 3 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #618 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1159 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #930 | wussiness potion | 2 |