| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #685 | 30669 scroll | 5 |
| #711 | 33398 scroll | 10 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #190 | 64067 scroll | 2 |
| #319 | 668 scroll | 2 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #696 | Goodfella contract | 11 |
| #1038 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 2 |
| #788 | acoustic guitarrr | 2 |
| #278 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 19 |
| #218 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #523 | ancient protein powder | 3 |
| #453 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 4 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #252 | ant pick | 1 |
| #257 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #677 | arrrgyle socks | 2 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #16 | bartender skull | 10 |
| #902 | bat wing | 2 |
| #605 | batblade | 2 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #833 | beer bomb | 4 |
| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #455 | bottle opener belt buckle | 2 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #937 | bum cheek | 2 |
| #505 | canopic jar | 3 |
| #416 | carbonated water lily | 6 |
| #1031 | cast | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #818 | clown skin | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #423 | cocktail napkin | 5 |
| #158 | cocoa egg | 99 |
| #866 | coconut shell | 9 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1095 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #680 | drab sonata | 2 |
| #506 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #555 | fish-liver oil | 2 |
| #2540 | golden ring | 5 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #628 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
| #2463 | killing feather | 3 |
| #2830 | laser-broiled pear | 4 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #1758 | oversized fish scaler | 2 |
| #727 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #818 | razor-sharp can lid | 3 |
| #1259 | robotronic egg | 16 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #922 | smart skull | 2 |
| #469 | stick of dynamite | 2 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #1070 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #446 | tarrrnish charrrm | 3 |
| #1375 | teddy borg | 3 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #930 | wussiness potion | 2 |