| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #63 | Artist's Butterknife of Regret | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #509 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 4 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #305 | Boss Bat britches | 44 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #398 | Crown of the Goblin King | 61 |
| #243 | Dolphin King's crown | 19 |
| #222 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 16 |
| #2267 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #1026 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #1138 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #59 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 2 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1453 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #212 | antique machete | 1 |
| #100 | asbestos ore | 99 |
| #224 | asbestos sword | 3 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #827 | badass belt | 64 |
| #312 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #120 | black blade | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #67 | boiling seal blood | 11 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #502 | broken sword | 2 |
| #96 | bubblewrap ore | 30 |
| #98 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| #108 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #63 | butterfly knife | 4 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #73 | cardboard ore | 45 |
| #95 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #521 | cardboard wakizashi | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #116 | chisel | 1 |
| #66 | chrome ore | 122 |
| #11 | chrome sword | 37 |
| #41 | clockwork sword | 2 |
| #153 | cold seal sweat | 22 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #84 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #100 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #323 | drywall axe | 41 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #348 | easter egg balloon | 60 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #92 | fish scimitar | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #65 | flaming sword | 14 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #204 | foetid seal tear | 22 |
| #1657 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #499 | giant discarded bottlecap | 10 |
| #249 | giant discarded plastic fork | 37 |
| #448 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 10 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #393 | gnauga hide | 11 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #328 | grassy cutlass | 2 |
| #1005 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #424 | grue egg | 61 |
| #150 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #70 | leechknife | 1 |
| #137 | linoleum ore | 47 |
| #47 | linoleum sword | 15 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #42 | machetito | 4 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #201 | pants of the Slug Lord | 19 |
| #26 | papaya | 3,650 |
| #14 | papier-mâchéte | 1 |
| #70 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #104 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #150 | pewter claymore | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #303 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #419 | ridiculously huge sword | 25 |
| #884 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #221 | seal tooth | 91 |
| #65 | seal-clubbing club | 1,496 |
| #30 | seal-skull helmet | 1,444 |
| #213 | serpentine sword | 3 |
| #97 | shaving cream | 7 |
| #331 | shiny butcherknife | 2 |
| #421 | shiny ring | 61 |
| #90 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #620 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #96 | skate blade | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #228 | star sword | 3 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #39 | steel sword | 2 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #77 | styrofoam ore | 42 |
| #90 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #78 | sweet ninja sword | 41 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #73 | teflon ore | 7 |
| #125 | throwing knife | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #140 | time sword | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #46 | tiny ninja sword | 23 |
| #13 | tiny prop sword | 1 |
| #51 | toy taijijian | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #71 | velcro ore | 8 |
| #1497 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #62 | vinyl ore | 9 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #476 | witty rapier | 2 |