| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #62 | Artist's Butterknife of Regret | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #509 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 4 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #302 | Boss Bat britches | 44 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #396 | Crown of the Goblin King | 61 |
| #241 | Dolphin King's crown | 19 |
| #222 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 16 |
| #2265 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #72 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #60 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 2 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #212 | antique machete | 1 |
| #98 | asbestos ore | 99 |
| #224 | asbestos sword | 3 |
| #1078 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #828 | badass belt | 64 |
| #310 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #143 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #118 | black blade | 1 |
| #725 | black sword | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #67 | boiling seal blood | 11 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #501 | broken sword | 2 |
| #94 | bubblewrap ore | 30 |
| #97 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| #106 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #60 | butterfly knife | 4 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #71 | cardboard ore | 45 |
| #94 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #521 | cardboard wakizashi | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #116 | chisel | 1 |
| #65 | chrome ore | 122 |
| #11 | chrome sword | 37 |
| #41 | clockwork sword | 2 |
| #153 | cold seal sweat | 22 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #82 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #99 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #323 | drywall axe | 41 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #349 | easter egg balloon | 60 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #92 | fish scimitar | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #63 | flaming sword | 14 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #204 | foetid seal tear | 22 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #496 | giant discarded bottlecap | 10 |
| #247 | giant discarded plastic fork | 37 |
| #448 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 10 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #393 | gnauga hide | 11 |
| #154 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #327 | grassy cutlass | 2 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #418 | grue egg | 61 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #70 | leechknife | 1 |
| #136 | linoleum ore | 47 |
| #47 | linoleum sword | 15 |
| #1623 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #41 | machetito | 4 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #201 | pants of the Slug Lord | 19 |
| #26 | papaya | 3,650 |
| #14 | papier-mâchéte | 1 |
| #71 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #103 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #147 | pewter claymore | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #302 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #417 | ridiculously huge sword | 25 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #220 | seal tooth | 91 |
| #64 | seal-clubbing club | 1,496 |
| #29 | seal-skull helmet | 1,444 |
| #213 | serpentine sword | 3 |
| #96 | shaving cream | 7 |
| #329 | shiny butcherknife | 2 |
| #421 | shiny ring | 61 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #619 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #95 | skate blade | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #228 | star sword | 3 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #38 | steel sword | 2 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #74 | styrofoam ore | 42 |
| #89 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #78 | sweet ninja sword | 41 |
| #286 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #71 | teflon ore | 7 |
| #125 | throwing knife | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #46 | tiny ninja sword | 23 |
| #13 | tiny prop sword | 1 |
| #51 | toy taijijian | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #67 | velcro ore | 8 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #59 | vinyl ore | 9 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #476 | witty rapier | 2 |