| #1851 | Angry Farmer candy | 3 |
| #86 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 17 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #921 | Daffy Taffy | 27 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #627 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 3 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #517 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 2 |
| #914 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 2 |
| #912 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 6 |
| #1842 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 12 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #1726 | Rock Pops | 15 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #607 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 69 |
| #658 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| #492 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 2 |
| #543 | Tuesday's ruby | 2 |
| #365 | cannonball charrrm | 13 |
| #313 | chocolate filthy lucre | 12 |
| #275 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 23 |
| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #239 | cream pie | 4 |
| #1646 | disturbing fanfic | 3 |
| #396 | divine blowout | 9 |
| #271 | divine can of silly string | 50 |
| #573 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #387 | divine champagne popper | 3 |
| #400 | divine cracker | 3 |
| #248 | divine noisemaker | 61 |
| #606 | duct tape | 51 |
| #452 | grumpy old man charrrm | 3 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #309 | marshmallow | 83 |
| #1071 | marzipan skull | 3 |
| #908 | nanite-infested candy cane | 12 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #257 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
| #1098 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #904 | roasted marshmallow | 14 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1543 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #341 | rum barrel charrrm | 3 |
| #319 | silver tongue charrrm | 17 |
| #474 | star | 66 |
| #522 | star chart | 15 |
| #329 | star crossbow | 2 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #144 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #3674 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 11 |
| #3983 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 10 |
| #2897 | stuffed angry cow | 16 |
| #4275 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #3247 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2959 | stuffed cocoabo | 15 |
| #3816 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4047 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4303 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #4939 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #4042 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #2254 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 7 |
| #3747 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2823 | stuffed snowy owl | 16 |
| #4043 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4242 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2802 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 17 |
| #1070 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #516 | tarrrnish charrrm | 2 |
| #1477 | toast | 261 |