| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #73 | CRIMBCO mug | 227 |
| #873 | CRIMBCO wine | 8 |
| #1483 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #394 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 16 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #91 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 18 |
| #401 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #343 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #257 | antique pair of blue jeans | 3 |
| #609 | antique record album | 3 |
| #152 | antique souvenir drawing | 5 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #170 | bacon bath ball | 6 |
| #736 | bath ball gift set | 6 |
| #788 | beertini | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #62 | chocolate bath ball | 13 |
| #816 | clown skin | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #264 | fake plastic grass | 7 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #182 | festive sausage | 14 |
| #268 | holiday cheese log | 7 |
| #56 | holiday log | 6 |
| #90 | incense bath ball | 11 |
| #532 | motivational poster | 8 |
| #44 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 6 |
| #511 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #2275 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #91 | slow jam collection | 38 |
| #114 | space jam | 6 |
| #34 | space jam toast | 6 |
| #107 | toe jam | 6 |
| #32 | toe jam toast | 6 |
| #111 | traffic jam | 6 |
| #30 | traffic jam toast | 6 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #416 | white rice | 1 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |