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| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #915 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 2 |
| #346 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #2360 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #701 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #376 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 2 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #419 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #510 | distilled fortified wine | 5 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #2229 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #507 | fake blood | 2 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #35 | gnashing teeth | 1 |
| #1386 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #135 | irradiated pet snacks | 2 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #345 | lewd playing card | 7 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #191 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #531 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2678 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #2415 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3168 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8830 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #954 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8976 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4803 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8889 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| 🥉 | teddy borg sewing kit | 55 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #3990 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8254 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8153 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8062 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8130 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8071 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3996 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8162 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8139 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1590 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |