| #612 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
| #1195 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #651 | Red Rover BB gun | 2 |
| #47 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #137 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2370 | badass belt | 21 |
| #733 | bejeweled cufflinks | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #268 | blue glowstick | 6 |
| #1174 | bottle of goofballs | 21 |
| #4836 | box of sunshine | 8 |
| #2707 | brick | 1 |
| #26 | broken El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #796 | club necklace | 9 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #1147 | diamond necklace | 6 |
| #913 | duct tape | 24 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1296 | easter egg balloon | 19 |
| #699 | encoder ring | 14 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1420 | fake fake vomit | 8 |
| #924 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #727 | garish pinky ring | 3 |
| #984 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #876 | joybuzzer | 27 |
| #649 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #985 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 8 |
| #1290 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 6 |
| #2196 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #935 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 8 |
| #1261 | rubber emo roe | 12 |
| #1381 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2074 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 11 |
| #5208 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #1386 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 37 |
| #2066 | stuffed Meat | 11 |
| #4835 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #4282 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #1534 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 34 |
| #4810 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #1319 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #1828 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 28 |
| #1835 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 28 |
| #1542 | stuffed hand turkey | 34 |
| #2392 | stuffed key | 3 |
| #1967 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #2632 | stuffed mink | 4 |
| #2566 | stuffed monocle | 5 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #1628 | stuffed scary death orb | 32 |
| #3417 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #2794 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 17 |
| #4742 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #1765 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 29 |
| #1359 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 37 |
| #2469 | stuffed teddy butler | 6 |
| #2388 | stuffed tin of caviar | 7 |
| #1806 | stuffed treasure chest | 11 |
| #4901 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #35 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #1408 | wind-up chattering teeth | 9 |
| #1110 | x-ray specs | 6 |