gingerhead

RankItemQuantity
#612Bash-Ōs boxtop1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#24Hodgman's whackin' stick1
#1195Jack-in-the-box1
🥈LARP membership card1
🥇LWA ring1
#651Red Rover BB gun2
#47Saccharine Maple pendant2
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#2405Valentine1
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#137aerated diving helmet1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#2370badass belt21
#733bejeweled cufflinks3
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#268blue glowstick6
#1174bottle of goofballs21
#4836box of sunshine8
#2707brick1
#26broken El Vibrato drone1
#228burrowgrub hive1
#796club necklace9
#113crotchety pants1
#1147diamond necklace6
#913duct tape24
#80duct tape buckler1
#127duct tape dockers1
#92duct tape fedora1
#232duct tape sword1
#1296easter egg balloon19
#699encoder ring14
#1773explosion-flavored chewing gum1
#1420fake fake vomit8
#924fancy opera glasses1
#727garish pinky ring3
#984giant designer sunglasses1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#876joybuzzer27
#649red-and-green sweater1
#985rubber WWBD? bracelet8
#1290rubber WWJD? bracelet6
#2196rubber WWSPD? bracelet3
#935rubber WWtNSD? bracelet8
#1261rubber emo roe12
#1381spade necklace5
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#2074stuffed Baron von Ratsworth11
#5208stuffed Cheshire bitten6
#1386stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech37
#2066stuffed Meat11
#4835stuffed angry cow7
#4282stuffed astral badger9
#1534stuffed baby gravy fairy34
#4810stuffed cocoabo7
#1319stuffed crazy bastard sword3
#1828stuffed flaming gravy fairy28
#1835stuffed frozen gravy fairy28
#1542stuffed hand turkey34
#2392stuffed key3
#1967stuffed martini1
#6293stuffed mind flayer4
#2632stuffed mink4
#2566stuffed monocle5
#1154stuffed ninja snowman2
#1628stuffed scary death orb32
#3417stuffed shoulder parrot3
#2794stuffed sleazy gravy fairy17
#4742stuffed snowy owl7
#1765stuffed spooky gravy fairy29
#1359stuffed stinky gravy fairy37
#2469stuffed teddy butler6
#2388stuffed tin of caviar7
#1806stuffed treasure chest11
#4901stuffed undead elbow macaroni7
#553stuffed yo-yo1
#35sushi-rolling mat1
#468tattered paper crown2
#1408wind-up chattering teeth9
#1110x-ray specs6

Wow, that's 653 items total!

what items are this player missing?