| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #3208 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #1139 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #1105 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1508 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 5 |
| #1957 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 10 |
| #848 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1102 | blood flower | 3 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #3286 | candy cane | 4 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #496 | deodorant | 2 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1832 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1175 | felt | 7 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1547 | googly eye | 5 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #600 | iron pasta spoon | 8 |
| #808 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #910 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #1104 | kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1096 | length of string | 8 |
| #702 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 7 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1137 | mafia aria | 10 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1491 | pail | 2 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #2034 | pet rock | 2 |
| #73 | petrified time | 5 |
| #798 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #541 | pixellated candy heart | 23 |
| #531 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #691 | reodorant | 2 |
| #942 | ring of aggravate monster | 2 |
| #861 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2137 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #942 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #1389 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2481 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #924 | support cummerbund | 4 |
| #744 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 6 |
| #2214 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 8 |
| #997 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 10 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #729 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 5 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1854 | tiny plastic angry goat | 10 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #1277 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |