| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #3202 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #1141 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #1107 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1507 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 5 |
| #1958 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 10 |
| #849 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #6544 | badass belt | 2 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1101 | blood flower | 3 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3683 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #253 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #496 | deodorant | 2 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1176 | felt | 7 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2477 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1547 | googly eye | 5 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #600 | iron pasta spoon | 8 |
| #809 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #1104 | kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1096 | length of string | 8 |
| #702 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 7 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1137 | mafia aria | 10 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1489 | pail | 2 |
| #1172 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #75 | petrified time | 5 |
| #799 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #540 | pixellated candy heart | 23 |
| #528 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #690 | reodorant | 2 |
| #941 | ring of aggravate monster | 2 |
| #858 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2137 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #1390 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #925 | support cummerbund | 4 |
| #745 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 6 |
| #2208 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 8 |
| #995 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 10 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #729 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 5 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1850 | tiny plastic angry goat | 10 |
| #1818 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2863 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #1275 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #2852 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |