| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1223 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #442 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #860 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 2 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #608 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 9 |
| #783 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 3 |
| #157 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 33 |
| #668 | Ram's Face Lager | 10 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #219 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #58 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #171 | ballast turtle | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #397 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| #60 | beefy fish meat | 15 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #316 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #1063 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1030 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #159 | clockwork sphere | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1339 | elven cellocello | 15 |
| #55 | flytrap bezoar | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| 🥇 | funny paper hat | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #1884 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1081 | herringcello | 18 |
| #268 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #1395 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #291 | live lobster | 1 |
| #128 | marine aquamarine | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 17 |
| #1042 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #894 | passable elf mask | 6 |
| #1222 | penguin focaccia bread | 15 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #110 | sea avocado | 2 |
| #150 | sea carrot | 1 |
| #85 | sea cucumber | 4 |
| #91 | sea radish | 3 |
| #180 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #63 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #102 | straw hat | 2 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2699 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #179 | water-polo cap | 1 |