| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #584 | Crimbo pie | 2 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #2314 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #241 | black plastic oyster egg | 18 |
| #2866 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #655 | blue plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #359 | buckyball | 13 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1437 | eggnog | 7 |
| #1358 | elven limbos gingerbread | 4 |
| #1193 | elven moonshine | 4 |
| #561 | elven socks | 8 |
| #576 | festive holiday hat | 7 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #3050 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #610 | iGoogly | 28 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #478 | laser-broiled pear | 18 |
| #752 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #931 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #938 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #742 | mylar scout drone | 6 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #753 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #851 | red paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #1954 | sawblade fragment | 26 |
| #408 | silver shrimp fork | 4 |
| #1829 | solid gold bowling ball | 4 |
| #814 | teddy borg | 9 |
| #1058 | theoretical string | 6 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #1472 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1379 | unstable laser battery | 38 |
| #2068 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #2319 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 5 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |