| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #585 | Crimbo pie | 2 |
| #3598 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #2320 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #241 | black plastic oyster egg | 18 |
| #2865 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #655 | blue plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #360 | buckyball | 13 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1436 | eggnog | 7 |
| #1358 | elven limbos gingerbread | 4 |
| #1192 | elven moonshine | 4 |
| #561 | elven socks | 8 |
| #575 | festive holiday hat | 7 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #1884 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #3056 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #610 | iGoogly | 28 |
| #1588 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #2406 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #479 | laser-broiled pear | 18 |
| #753 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #932 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #939 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #742 | mylar scout drone | 6 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1022 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1206 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1616 | oozenog | 3 |
| #754 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #851 | red paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #1954 | sawblade fragment | 26 |
| #409 | silver shrimp fork | 4 |
| #1831 | solid gold bowling ball | 4 |
| #813 | teddy borg | 9 |
| #1058 | theoretical string | 6 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #3993 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1500 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #1472 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #3363 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #1780 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2188 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #3345 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4877 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4837 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #4848 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1378 | unstable laser battery | 38 |
| #2066 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #2317 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 5 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |