| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #1650 | Crown of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #102 | Knob Goblin tongs | 180 |
| #2086 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 8 |
| #2058 | Rock Pops | 9 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #1545 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 3 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2023 | Yummy Tummy bean | 35 |
| #1476 | baconstone | 4 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #2995 | badass belt | 15 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #779 | dwarf bread | 4 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #1935 | easter egg balloon | 11 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1884 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2040 | grue egg | 11 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #205 | hamethyst necklace | 2 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #103 | rainbow tie | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |