| #72 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #38 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 1 |
| #37 | Alice's Army Foil Cleric | 1 |
| #37 | Alice's Army Foil Coward | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #28 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #67 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #60 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #63 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #60 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #105 | BRICKO reactor | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #32 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 2 |
| #101 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 3 |
| #13 | En Una Fila Tequila | 4 |
| #346 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #977 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 4 |
| #877 | Microplushie: Bropane | 2 |
| #702 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 2 |
| #628 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 4 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 2 |
| #791 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 5 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #820 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 2 |
| #836 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 4 |
| #836 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 2 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #94 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 20 |
| #18 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 33 |
| #135 | Schrödinger's thermos | 200 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #70 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 13 |
| #37 | Trollhouse cookies | 1,868 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #464 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #309 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 6 |
| #587 | baggie of powdered sugar | 21 |
| #120 | bottle of Blank-Out | 135 |
| #70 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 20 |
| #9 | flaming talons | 2,487 |
| #37 | microwave stogie | 1 |
| #8 | minin' dynamite | 308 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #139 | really dense meat stack | 37 |
| #74 | sandwich of the gods | 24 |
| #9 | sinister ancient tablet | 1 |
| #5 | space jam | 255 |
| #59 | sponge cake | 14 |
| #9 | the finger | 56 |
| #752 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 2 |
| #954 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #148 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 9 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 2 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #747 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #510 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #219 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #310 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #604 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 3 |
| #619 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 3 |
| #186 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 3 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #383 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 5 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #161 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 3 |
| #205 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 3 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #409 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 5 |
| #741 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #389 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 5 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
| #318 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2784 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2781 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #2058 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4861 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4898 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #2570 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2217 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3297 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #4884 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2483 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #4794 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6169 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #2888 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #3323 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4464 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2175 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #2611 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8157 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |