| #70 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #38 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 1 |
| #36 | Alice's Army Foil Cleric | 1 |
| #36 | Alice's Army Foil Coward | 1 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #65 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #27 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #64 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #56 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #105 | BRICKO reactor | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #28 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 2 |
| #101 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 3 |
| #13 | En Una Fila Tequila | 4 |
| #345 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #976 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 4 |
| #875 | Microplushie: Bropane | 2 |
| #698 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 2 |
| #623 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 4 |
| #885 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 2 |
| #787 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 5 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #814 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 2 |
| #833 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 4 |
| #832 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 2 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #90 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 20 |
| #16 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 33 |
| #135 | Schrödinger's thermos | 200 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #69 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 13 |
| #37 | Trollhouse cookies | 1,868 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #463 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #310 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 6 |
| #587 | baggie of powdered sugar | 21 |
| #120 | bottle of Blank-Out | 135 |
| #69 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 20 |
| #9 | flaming talons | 2,487 |
| #37 | microwave stogie | 1 |
| #8 | minin' dynamite | 308 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #137 | really dense meat stack | 37 |
| #73 | sandwich of the gods | 24 |
| #10 | sinister ancient tablet | 1 |
| #5 | space jam | 255 |
| #58 | sponge cake | 14 |
| #9 | the finger | 56 |
| #746 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 2 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #147 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 9 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #752 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 2 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #379 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #744 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #509 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #218 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #309 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 3 |
| #616 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 3 |
| #185 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 3 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 5 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #160 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 3 |
| #203 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 3 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #407 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 5 |
| #738 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #388 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 5 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
| #317 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2213 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2479 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2174 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |