Wizzzargh

RankItemQuantity
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#594Gnollish pie server1
#595Gnollish slotted spoon1
#579Knob Goblin melon baller1
#746Knob Goblin spatula1
#1117Knob Goblin tongs1
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#433asbestos apron1
#1080asparagus knife1
#151basic meat spork1
#1063chef's hat1
#824chopsticks1
#359cold nuggets1
#374cold wad1
#602filthy pestle1
#606huge spoon1
#1763ice-cold Sir Schlitz1
#1356ice-cold fotie1
#426icy-hot katana1
#312jack flapper1
#616leftovers of indeterminate origin1
#879oversized pizza cutter1
#1565pasta spoon1
#892silver shrimp fork1
#133star spatula1
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#513tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf14
#553tiny plastic Axe Wound13
#1175tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth4
#946tiny plastic Beelzebozo5
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#653tiny plastic Black Knight11
#944tiny plastic Bonerdagon5
#1150tiny plastic Boss Bat4
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#3995tiny plastic Cheshire bat4
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#3080tiny plastic Crimbo elf2
#1679tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer5
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#79tiny plastic Dr. Awkward1
#956tiny plastic Felonia5
#534tiny plastic G Imp13
#594tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser12
#732tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester10
#667tiny plastic Hellion11
#515tiny plastic Iiti Kitty14
#433tiny plastic Knob Goblin King10
#919tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter8
#649tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl11
#1074tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist7
#646tiny plastic Knott Yeti11
#593tiny plastic Mob Penguin2
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#716tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy10
#408tiny plastic Protagonist17
#525tiny plastic Spam Witch13
#822tiny plastic Spunky Princess9
#504tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski9
#641tiny plastic The Man7
#552tiny plastic Trouser Snake13
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#1077tiny plastic XXX pr0n7
#2626tiny plastic accordion thief2
#314tiny plastic angry bugbear21
#2860tiny plastic angry goat6
#833tiny plastic anime smiley9
#1071tiny plastic apathetic lizardman7
#828tiny plastic astronomer9
#3365tiny plastic baby gravy fairy5
#4901tiny plastic barrrnacle3
#1214tiny plastic beanbat6
#4481tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#4841tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball3
#725tiny plastic blooper10
#593tiny plastic brainsweeper12
#593tiny plastic briefcase bat12
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#4874tiny plastic cocoabo3
#4886tiny plastic coffee pixie3
#356tiny plastic conservationist hippy12
#531tiny plastic cubist bull13
#737tiny plastic demoninja10
#4498tiny plastic disco bandit1
#470tiny plastic drunk goat15
#569tiny plastic fat stack of cash2
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#659tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus11
#1788tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker4
#719tiny plastic fluffy bunny10
#718tiny plastic fruit golem10
#4885tiny plastic fuzzy dice3
#4858tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick3
#3343tiny plastic ghuol whelp5
#2136tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers3
#1072tiny plastic goth giant7
#6100tiny plastic grue2
#816tiny plastic handsome mariachi9
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#3307tiny plastic howling balloon monkey5
#4795tiny plastic killer bee3
#1064tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box7
#3972tiny plastic leprechaun4
#2890tiny plastic levitating potato6
#716tiny plastic lobsterfrogman10
#4848tiny plastic mosquito3
#579tiny plastic mutant elf2
#536tiny plastic ninja snowman14
#2494tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime7
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#1226tiny plastic scary clown6
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#923tiny plastic senile lihc8
#847tiny plastic smarmy pirate9
#1431tiny plastic spiny skelelton5
#4901tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton3
#593tiny plastic spooky vampire12
#4865tiny plastic stab bat3
#4892tiny plastic star starfish3
#534tiny plastic strand of DNA2
#2294tiny plastic sweet nutcracker3
#1083tiny plastic taco cat7
#1429tiny plastic topiary golem5
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#930tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni8
#532tiny plastic warwelf13
#358tiny plastic whitesnake19
#805tiny plastic zmobie9
#511war tongs1

Wow, that's 718 items total!

what items are this player missing?