| #34 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 20 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1349 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1380 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1364 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #431 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 31 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #422 | candy cane | 89 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #345 | fat loot token | 3 |
| #1528 | filthy lucre | 7 |
| #1232 | hobo nickel | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #1071 | marzipan skull | 3 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #621 | piece of wedding cake | 6 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #422 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 1 |
| #448 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 1 |
| #405 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 1 |
| #398 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |