| #800 | 1-ball | 4 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #885 | 4-ball | 3 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1068 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #1113 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #1328 | 8-ball | 7 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #253 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #87 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1230 | abominable snowcone | 2 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2122 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #99 | delicious noodles | 50 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #1096 | disassembled clover | 10 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #831 | fat stacks of cash | 5 |
| #131 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1010 | green candy heart | 2 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #999 | lavender candy heart | 2 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #431 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #263 | nothing-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1072 | orange candy heart | 2 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1654 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #2046 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #396 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #846 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3790 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #5703 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #4855 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #5247 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #4919 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #3785 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #4300 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3796 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4579 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #5749 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #3231 | stuffed scary death orb | 14 |
| #3035 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #4288 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4394 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #6986 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3089 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2515 | stuffed treasure chest | 2 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #421 | tin magnolia | 1 |
| #902 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 2 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6144 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1693 | valuable trinket | 12 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #121 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1379 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #2119 | yellow snowcone | 1 |