| #88 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 9 |
| #176 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 5 |
| #53 | BGE pocket calendar | 10 |
| #62 | BGE shotglass | 60 |
| #93 | BGE temporary tattoo | 8 |
| #67 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 11 |
| #110 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 7 |
| #75 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 6 |
| #77 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 6 |
| #57 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 7 |
| #58 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 7 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #2141 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #1093 | Crimbo candied pecan | 4 |
| #1271 | Crimbo fudge | 2 |
| #1261 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1546 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #836 | bottle of Blank-Out | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #485 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #4134 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1838 | eggnog | 4 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #1135 | paperclip | 2 |
| #19 | paperclip cape | 2 |
| #20 | paperclip pants | 2 |
| #15 | paperclip turban | 2 |
| #17 | paperclip-on tie | 2 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1055 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1063 | spices | 1 |
| #1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8860 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8972 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8947 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8830 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8922 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8976 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8910 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8802 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8877 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #257 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #896 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1042 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |