| #88 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 9 |
| #176 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 5 |
| #53 | BGE pocket calendar | 10 |
| #62 | BGE shotglass | 60 |
| #92 | BGE temporary tattoo | 8 |
| #67 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 11 |
| #110 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 7 |
| #75 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 6 |
| #77 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 6 |
| #57 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 7 |
| #58 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 7 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #2141 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #1091 | Crimbo candied pecan | 4 |
| #1272 | Crimbo fudge | 2 |
| #1262 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1547 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #836 | bottle of Blank-Out | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #485 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1848 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1717 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1838 | eggnog | 4 |
| #3384 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #1135 | paperclip | 2 |
| #19 | paperclip cape | 2 |
| #20 | paperclip pants | 2 |
| #15 | paperclip turban | 2 |
| #17 | paperclip-on tie | 2 |
| #1564 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1505 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1708 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1670 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1056 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1063 | spices | 1 |
| #1824 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #257 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #1790 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #895 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1041 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |