Refined Penguin

RankItemQuantity
#233"caramel" orange1
#409A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes2
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#24Brand of Violence1
#363CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)3
#480CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)2
#508CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)2
#467CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)2
#475CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)2
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
🥇Deactivated MiniMechaElf1
#1203Drowsy Sword10
🥈Fuzzby1
#12Girdle of Hatred1
#425Goodfella contract54
#534Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#20Jodhpurs of Violence1
#18Lens of Hatred1
🥇Lord Flameface's cloak1
#31Mob Penguin cellular phone916
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#1050Schrödinger's thermos1
#396The Art of Slapfighting2
#509The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones2
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#30The Spirit of Giving1
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#1946Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#626Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#811Thwaitgold spider statuette2
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
#464Uncle Romulus2
#650Zu Mannkäse Dienen2
🥇all-year sucker1
#5anniversary gift box11
#716antique record album2
#117black Crimbo ball13
🥇blank note1
#4254bottle of goofballs2
#4676box of sunshine9
#146bread man4
#228burrowgrub hive1
#873casino pass1
#193cloning kit1
#44combat lover's locket lockbox1
#17depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick14
#88eggwater5
#23emotion chip1
#743extra-greasy slider1
#1791fake hand1
#311fat loot token5
#118festive egg sac1
#1283filthy lucre13
#82fireman's helmet1
#172flour cookie5
#88forbidden sausage3
#100fried air5
#158frozen Mob Penguin12
#112golden fleece2
#139gooified animal matter18
#204gooified mineral matter8
#149gooified vegetable matter14
#36grey gosling1
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#91huge Crimbo cookie3
#134imitation nice watch1
#1603kneecapping stick2
#25mafia wedding ring1
#453molten brick1
#38packaged backup camera1
#49packaged cold medicine cabinet1
#82plain candy cane5
#181poisonsettia2
#421purple glowstick3
#845quantum taco1
#127sand dollar161
#291smoking grass270
🥈spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip1
#8stained glass shiv1
#797stainless steel scarf4
#2244stainless steel shillelagh1
#1224stainless steel skullcap3
#456stainless steel slacks8
#1862stainless steel solitaire1
#390stainless steel suspenders10
#75stuffed-shirt scarecrow1
#970tattered paper crown1
#36tiny plastic Cheer Core1
#38tiny plastic chem lab1
#38tiny plastic food lab1
#39tiny plastic nog lab1
#39tiny plastic primary lab1
#921toy maglev monorail1
#34undrilled cosmic bowling ball1
#145universal biscuit8
🥇wand of fudge control1
#114white Crimbo ball13
#365yellow glowstick4

Wow, that's 1,699 items total!

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