| #231 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #407 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1204 | Drowsy Sword | 10 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #12 | Girdle of Hatred | 1 |
| #426 | Goodfella contract | 54 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| #17 | Lens of Hatred | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #32 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 916 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #397 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #509 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #31 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #810 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #464 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #5 | anniversary gift box | 11 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #115 | black Crimbo ball | 13 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #4255 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #4672 | box of sunshine | 9 |
| #144 | bread man | 4 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #190 | cloning kit | 1 |
| #46 | combat lover's locket lockbox | 1 |
| #17 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 14 |
| #86 | eggwater | 5 |
| #22 | emotion chip | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #309 | fat loot token | 5 |
| #113 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #1282 | filthy lucre | 13 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #169 | flour cookie | 5 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #95 | fried air | 5 |
| #158 | frozen Mob Penguin | 12 |
| #110 | golden fleece | 2 |
| #132 | gooified animal matter | 18 |
| #198 | gooified mineral matter | 8 |
| #141 | gooified vegetable matter | 14 |
| #37 | grey gosling | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #87 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #25 | mafia wedding ring | 1 |
| #452 | molten brick | 1 |
| #36 | packaged backup camera | 1 |
| #52 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 1 |
| #79 | plain candy cane | 5 |
| #180 | poisonsettia | 2 |
| #421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #126 | sand dollar | 161 |
| #293 | smoking grass | 270 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass shiv | 1 |
| #797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #454 | stainless steel slacks | 8 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #392 | stainless steel suspenders | 10 |
| #78 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #36 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 1 |
| #142 | universal biscuit | 8 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #113 | white Crimbo ball | 13 |
| #365 | yellow glowstick | 4 |