| #231 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #409 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #363 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #466 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1205 | Drowsy Sword | 10 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #12 | Girdle of Hatred | 1 |
| #425 | Goodfella contract | 54 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| #17 | Lens of Hatred | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #32 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 916 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #398 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #509 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #30 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #810 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #464 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #650 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #5 | anniversary gift box | 11 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #117 | black Crimbo ball | 13 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #4673 | box of sunshine | 9 |
| #146 | bread man | 4 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #192 | cloning kit | 1 |
| #44 | combat lover's locket lockbox | 1 |
| #17 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 14 |
| #87 | eggwater | 5 |
| #23 | emotion chip | 1 |
| #746 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #310 | fat loot token | 5 |
| #117 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #1285 | filthy lucre | 13 |
| #82 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #171 | flour cookie | 5 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #100 | fried air | 5 |
| #158 | frozen Mob Penguin | 12 |
| #112 | golden fleece | 2 |
| #137 | gooified animal matter | 18 |
| #204 | gooified mineral matter | 8 |
| #148 | gooified vegetable matter | 14 |
| #35 | grey gosling | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #90 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #25 | mafia wedding ring | 1 |
| #453 | molten brick | 1 |
| #38 | packaged backup camera | 1 |
| #50 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 1 |
| #81 | plain candy cane | 5 |
| #181 | poisonsettia | 2 |
| #421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
| #846 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #127 | sand dollar | 161 |
| #293 | smoking grass | 270 |
| 🥉 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass shiv | 1 |
| #798 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #455 | stainless steel slacks | 8 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #391 | stainless steel suspenders | 10 |
| #76 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #35 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 1 |
| #143 | universal biscuit | 8 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #114 | white Crimbo ball | 13 |
| #365 | yellow glowstick | 4 |