| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #1536 | Drowsy Sword | 6 |
| #122 | General Assembly Module | 1 |
| #2320 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #304 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #4725 | badass belt | 6 |
| #1206 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #2729 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #2324 | duct tape | 1 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #945 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 5 |
| #1167 | facsimile dictionary | 5 |
| #1250 | filthy lucre | 14 |
| #465 | grue egg omelette | 4 |
| #3244 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #1849 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #978 | radium-flavored potato chips | 5 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #2380 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #26 | willowy bonnet | 2 |
| #946 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 5 |
| #216 | worthless gewgaw | 35 |
| #320 | worthless knick-knack | 22 |
| #139 | worthless trinket | 64 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |