| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #3368 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #39 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #63 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #39 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #1535 | Drowsy Sword | 6 |
| #122 | General Assembly Module | 1 |
| #2321 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #304 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #4724 | badass belt | 6 |
| #1205 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #2729 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #2321 | duct tape | 1 |
| #3661 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #945 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 5 |
| #1166 | facsimile dictionary | 5 |
| #1248 | filthy lucre | 14 |
| #466 | grue egg omelette | 4 |
| #3242 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #1848 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #978 | radium-flavored potato chips | 5 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #2382 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #26 | willowy bonnet | 2 |
| #945 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 5 |
| #219 | worthless gewgaw | 35 |
| #321 | worthless knick-knack | 22 |
| #142 | worthless trinket | 64 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |