| #582 | BURT | 5 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #732 | CRIMBCO scrip | 170 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #190 | Cosmic Calorie | 1 |
| #505 | Crimbo Credit | 3 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #261 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 5 |
| #845 | Crimbuck | 918 |
| #26 | Driplet | 12 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #313 | Elf Guard MPC | 9 |
| #425 | Goodfella contract | 54 |
| #55 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1,359 |
| #23 | Martialest Arts trophy | 4 |
| #21 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 7 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #89 | Rubeeâ„¢ | 5 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #52 | Spacegate Research | 17 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #859 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #648 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #1033 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 4 |
| #1044 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #124 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 17 |
| #76 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 6 |
| #769 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 11 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #1571 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #5 | anniversary gift box | 11 |
| #627 | black candy heart | 6 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #7456 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #102 | bunny liver | 98 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #28 | cheap toaster | 48 |
| #65 | das boot | 2 |
| #535 | donated booze | 1 |
| #508 | donated candy | 2 |
| #466 | donated food | 3 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #1035 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #24 | fuzzy dice | 52 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #152 | hobo nickel | 1,982 |
| #70 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #48 | ornate picture frame | 63 |
| 🥇 | packet of dragon's teeth | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #28 | picture of you | 2 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #165 | spectre scepter | 161 |
| #1337 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #100 | sugar shield | 7 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #54 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1127 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #183 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 51 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |