| 🥇 | Franken Stein | 1 |
| 🥇 | 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| 🥇 | Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring) | 1 |
| #573 | BURT | 5 |
| 🥇 | Bastille Battalion control rig | 1 |
| #160 | Beach Buck | 7 |
| 🥇 | Beach Comb | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #734 | CRIMBCO scrip | 170 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #46 | Chroner | 1,822 |
| 🥉 | Clan VIP Lounge key | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #137 | Coinspiracy | 6 |
| #190 | Cosmic Calorie | 1 |
| #504 | Crimbo Credit | 3 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #216 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 5 |
| #855 | Crimbuck | 907 |
| 🥈 | Deck of Every Card | 1 |
| #59 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 5 |
| #24 | Driplet | 12 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #265 | Elf Guard MPC | 9 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #42 | FantasyRealm key | 1 |
| #86 | FunFunds™ | 21 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #426 | Goodfella contract | 54 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| 🥇 | January's Garbage Tote | 1 |
| 🥇 | Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ | 1 |
| #55 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1,359 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lil' Doctor™ bag | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #23 | Martialest Arts trophy | 4 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #20 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 7 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #89 | Rubee™ | 5 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #102 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 8 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| 🥇 | SongBoom™ BoomBox | 1 |
| #54 | Spacegate Research | 17 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #855 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #1024 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 4 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #120 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 17 |
| #74 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 6 |
| #762 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 11 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| 🥈 | Time-Spinner | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #103 | Volcoino | 1 |
| #73 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 17 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #17 | alpine watercolor set | 2 |
| #5 | anniversary gift box | 11 |
| #360 | blue class ring | 7 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #34 | buffalo dime | 16 |
| #94 | bunny liver | 98 |
| #89 | burrowgrub hive | 2 |
| #28 | cheap toaster | 48 |
| #69 | cop dollar | 2 |
| #64 | das boot | 2 |
| #520 | donated booze | 1 |
| #495 | donated candy | 2 |
| #453 | donated food | 3 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #608 | empty agua de vida bottle | 186 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #51 | flickering pixel | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #24 | fuzzy dice | 52 |
| 🥇 | genie bottle | 1 |
| #408 | green clay bead | 18 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #153 | hobo nickel | 1,982 |
| 🥈 | infinite BACON machine | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | meatball machine | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| 🥇 | model train set | 1 |
| 🥇 | mumming trunk | 1 |
| #50 | ornate picture frame | 62 |
| 🥇 | overflowing gift basket | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of dragon's teeth | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #26 | picture of you | 2 |
| #492 | pink clay bead | 19 |
| 🥇 | plastic vampire fangs | 1 |
| 🥇 | portable pantogram | 1 |
| #627 | purple clay bead | 2 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #378 | red class ring | 25 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #137 | reflection of a map | 4 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #249 | spectre scepter | 119 |
| #79 | sprinkles | 583 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #102 | sugar shield | 7 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #30 | unfinished ice sculpture | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #181 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 51 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #347 | white class ring | 20 |
| #57 | worthless knick-knack | 452 |