| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥉 | C.H.U.M. chum | 955 |
| #18 | C.H.U.M. knife | 40 |
| #16 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 7 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #221 | Mad Train wine | 499 |
| #10 | Nardz energy beverage | 145 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #390 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 2 |
| #372 | Zim Merman's guitar | 2 |
| #54 | banana-frosted king cake | 28 |
| #268 | beaten-up Chucks | 2 |
| #147 | beertini | 14 |
| #119 | blue glowstick | 13 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #46 | brown plastic baby | 17 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #12 | caret | 49 |
| #417 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #23 | chocolate filthy lucre | 472 |
| #373 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #621 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 15 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #131 | enchanted handwarmer | 1 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #216 | fat wallet | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #236 | frigid mote | 3 |
| #88 | glass gnoll eye | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #139 | hand grenegg | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #123 | little round pebble | 3 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #84 | mother's secret recipe | 2 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #309 | papaya slung | 5 |
| #167 | piece of wedding cake | 57 |
| #414 | pile of gold coins | 2 |
| #32 | pink plastic baby | 15 |
| #135 | polka-dot bow tie | 4 |
| #194 | possessed tomato | 2 |
| #116 | purple glowstick | 14 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #104 | red plastic baby | 5 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #12 | salty slug | 528 |
| #23 | smudged alchemical recipe | 35 |
| #27 | software glitch | 5 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #73 | spectral jelly | 1 |
| #178 | spices | 212 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #130 | tattered paper crown | 4 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #332 | tomato daiquiri | 4 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #259 | tube sock | 2 |
| #182 | unstable quark | 4 |
| #333 | wreath of laurels | 2 |
| #172 | yellow glowstick | 8 |